[Wrigley]

Ping

[jaz.357]

...When asked why the pack couldn't be controlled,,Capt. Bowzer of the L.A.F.D. said: "We wanted to turn the fire hose on them,,but couldn't get near the damn FIRE HYDRANT!"

[TomGuy]

[christine]

clever person, you! :D

[BornOnTheFourth]

RWM: Look who's in trouble!

"We're innocent, I tells ya! just looking for the peanut butter..."

[Revolting cat!]

In the meantime, O.J. Shih-Tzu issued the following statement from the front steps of the clubhouse of the exclusive Bighorn Golf Course in Palm Springs:

"When things have settled down a bit I will pursue as my primary goal in life the killer or killers who slaughtered Diane Whipple. They are out there somewhere. Whatever it takes to identify them and bring them in, I will provide somehow."

[ATOMIC_PUNK]

OK BOYS WE GOTS SOME WOIKS TA DO !

MEANWILE ALL ACROSS THE COUNTRY !

CHICAGO

CINCINNATI

BOSTON

HOUSTON TEXAS

FLORIDUH

[socal_parrot]

Expert verdict and riot analysis tonight on-

The McRufflan Group

[rwfok]

Senator Boxer could not be reached for comments...hmmm?

[eddie willers]

"I wasn't really scared until they came after me yelling,
"Bacon!, Bacon!, Bacon!"

[ArcLight]

This is superb! LOL!!

[NorseWood]

I'm going home to watch "The Tail that Wagged the Dog".

[lds23]

Meanwhile, the parks were overrun by wildings:

[ao98]

Dog rights activist Al Shar-Pei is planning a Million Mut March on police headquarters. They are demanding the police stop using Uncle Tom police dogs against the peace loving animals of L.A.

[CRAW]

Very good,....you are wasting your time here