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DOGS RIOT IN LA!
pulaskibush
Posted on 03/21/2002 1:31:26 PM PST by pulaskibush
Dogs in LA have gone on a rampage upon just hearing the verdict of guilty on all five accounts in the famous dog mauling trial.
"They broke into my store and stole or chewed everything", said a storekeeper. "Half of them weren't even housetrained". Police were able to hold off most of the packs until a large group of weiner dogs made there way underneath the barriers and began attacking ankles. "The weiner dogs were the worse", said officer B. Fife. "We had to resort to throwing steaks and making a run for it." Several of the dogs also broke into federal buildings by using visas given to them from INS. After stealing and burying hundreds of documents several of the dogs registered to vote while others collected welfare checks and food stamps.
Lassie Jackson, a dog and dog's rights activist, stated, "This is the fault of the Human Race. We've been oppressed for over 300 years and should be compensated."
Meanwhile, Grey Davis ordered that all cats be declawed.
TOPICS: Political Humor/Cartoons; US: California
KEYWORDS: animalrightslist; california; dog; dogriots; la; photos; riot; trial; verdict
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To: pulaskibush
LOL!
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posted on
03/21/2002 1:31:59 PM PST
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Lazamataz
To: pulaskibush
Did the police profile and arrest only black dogs?
To: pulaskibush
Nice one!
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posted on
03/21/2002 1:32:56 PM PST
by
kickme
To: pulaskibush
I saw them releasing the hounds from the kennels! Its CHAOS!!!!!!
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posted on
03/21/2002 1:33:24 PM PST
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smith288
To: pulaskibush
HA!
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posted on
03/21/2002 1:34:20 PM PST
by
Bob J
To: pulaskibush
Are the dogs burning down Korean restaurants?
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posted on
03/21/2002 1:34:21 PM PST
by
finnman69
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To: pulaskibush
Oh, that's funny! < /sarcasm>
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posted on
03/21/2002 1:34:37 PM PST
by
rdb3
To: pulaskibush
That's a good one, thanks!
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posted on
03/21/2002 1:34:42 PM PST
by
TopQuark
To: pulaskibush
I'll be dog gone...
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posted on
03/21/2002 1:34:56 PM PST
by
Drango
To: smith288
How many head bites did reginald denny get---can they sew his head back on--together!
To: pulaskibush
maybe the Korean's will eat all the dogs!!!
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posted on
03/21/2002 1:35:20 PM PST
by
alisasny
To: pulaskibush
Is that in the Whats area of LA?
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posted on
03/21/2002 1:35:25 PM PST
by
blam
To: pulaskibush
Rich.
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To: pulaskibush
How dare you call it a riot you fascist conservative reactionary? It's an uprising!!!
To: pulaskibush
Who let the dogs out?
To: pulaskibush
Thank you! I was having a boring day - and then I read your post! And of course sent it to all my friends, who were also having boring days. LOL!
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posted on
03/21/2002 1:36:44 PM PST
by
livius
To: pulaskibush
Lassie Jackson, a dog and dog's rights activist,...Lassie Jackson???
Another one of Jesse's indiscretions?
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