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DOGS RIOT IN LA!
pulaskibush

Posted on 03/21/2002 1:31:26 PM PST by pulaskibush

Dogs in LA have gone on a rampage upon just hearing the verdict of guilty on all five accounts in the famous dog mauling trial.

"They broke into my store and stole or chewed everything", said a storekeeper. "Half of them weren't even housetrained". Police were able to hold off most of the packs until a large group of weiner dogs made there way underneath the barriers and began attacking ankles. "The weiner dogs were the worse", said officer B. Fife. "We had to resort to throwing steaks and making a run for it." Several of the dogs also broke into federal buildings by using visas given to them from INS. After stealing and burying hundreds of documents several of the dogs registered to vote while others collected welfare checks and food stamps.

Lassie Jackson, a dog and dog's rights activist, stated, "This is the fault of the Human Race. We've been oppressed for over 300 years and should be compensated."

Meanwhile, Grey Davis ordered that all cats be declawed.


TOPICS: Political Humor/Cartoons; US: California
KEYWORDS: animalrightslist; california; dog; dogriots; la; photos; riot; trial; verdict
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1 posted on 03/21/2002 1:31:26 PM PST by pulaskibush
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LOL!
2 posted on 03/21/2002 1:31:59 PM PST by Lazamataz
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Did the police profile and arrest only black dogs?
3 posted on 03/21/2002 1:32:37 PM PST by Oldeconomybuyer
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Nice one!
4 posted on 03/21/2002 1:32:56 PM PST by kickme
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I saw them releasing the hounds from the kennels! Its CHAOS!!!!!!
5 posted on 03/21/2002 1:33:24 PM PST by smith288
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To: pulaskibush
HA!
6 posted on 03/21/2002 1:34:20 PM PST by Bob J
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To: pulaskibush
Are the dogs burning down Korean restaurants?
7 posted on 03/21/2002 1:34:21 PM PST by finnman69
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To: pulaskibush
Oh, that's funny! < /sarcasm>
9 posted on 03/21/2002 1:34:37 PM PST by rdb3
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To: pulaskibush
That's a good one, thanks!
10 posted on 03/21/2002 1:34:42 PM PST by TopQuark
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To: pulaskibush
I'll be dog gone...
11 posted on 03/21/2002 1:34:56 PM PST by Drango
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To: smith288
How many head bites did reginald denny get---can they sew his head back on--together!
12 posted on 03/21/2002 1:35:11 PM PST by f.Christian
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To: pulaskibush
maybe the Korean's will eat all the dogs!!!
13 posted on 03/21/2002 1:35:20 PM PST by alisasny
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To: pulaskibush
Is that in the Whats area of LA?
14 posted on 03/21/2002 1:35:25 PM PST by blam
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To: pulaskibush
Rich.
15 posted on 03/21/2002 1:35:42 PM PST by Navy Patriot
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How dare you call it a riot you fascist conservative reactionary? It's an uprising!!!
17 posted on 03/21/2002 1:36:21 PM PST by Revolting cat!
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To: pulaskibush
Who let the dogs out?
18 posted on 03/21/2002 1:36:42 PM PST by socal_parrot
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To: pulaskibush
Thank you! I was having a boring day - and then I read your post! And of course sent it to all my friends, who were also having boring days. LOL!
19 posted on 03/21/2002 1:36:44 PM PST by livius
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Lassie Jackson, a dog and dog's rights activist,...

Lassie Jackson???

Another one of Jesse's indiscretions?

20 posted on 03/21/2002 1:37:14 PM PST by Willie Green
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