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Ann Coulter: Should gay priests adopt?
World Net Daily ^ | 03/20/2002 | Ann Coulter

Posted on 03/20/2002 5:21:46 PM PST by Pokey78

Despite the growing media consensus that Catholicism causes sodomy, an alternative view – adopted by the Boy Scouts – is that sodomites cause sodomy. (Assume all the usual disclaimers here about most gay men not molesting boys, most Muslims being peaceful, and so on.)

It is a fact that the vast majority of the abuser priests – more than 90 percent – are accused of molesting teen-age boys. Indeed, the overwhelmingly homosexual nature of the abuse prompted The New York Times to engage in its classic "Where's Waldo" reporting style, in which the sex of the victims is studiedly hidden amid a torrent of genderless words, such as the "teen-ager," the "former student," the "victim" and the "accuser."

Meanwhile, no spate of sex scandals is engulfing the Boy Scouts of America. Inasmuch as the Boy Scouts were not taking risk-assessment advice from Norman Mineta, they decided to eliminate a whole category of potential problems by refusing to allow gay men to be scout leaders. Perhaps gay scout leaders just really liked camping. But it was also possible that gay men who wanted to lead troops of adolescent boys into the woods were up to no good.

For their politically incorrect risk-assessment technique, the Boy Scouts were denounced as troglodyte bigots in all outlets of appropriate liberal opinion. Cities and states across the country dropped their support for the scouts. The United Way, Chase Manhattan Bank and Textron withdrew millions of dollars in contributions.

And Hell hath no fury like a New York Times editor spurned. The Times denounced the Supreme Court decision merely permitting the Boy Scouts to refuse gay scoutmasters as one of the court's "lowest moments." The Times "ethicist" advised readers that pulling their sons out of the Boy Scouts was "the ethical thing to do."

Since liberals categorically reject the notion that homosexual conduct is often correlated with homosexuality, they have responded to the gay sex-abuse crisis in the priesthood by blaming Catholicism. In particular, liberals have identified the church's celibacy requirement as the root of the problem.

There is absolutely no logic to this theory. It is nothing more than liberals reacting to the concept of sexual restraint like "The Exorcist's" Linda Blair did to holy water. If they had succeeded in turning the Boy Scouts into a gay-rights re-education camp, we'd be reading that camping causes sodomy now.

Even in the midst of the Catholic Church's current scandals – including decades-old cases – the Catholic clergy has about the same percentage of perverts as the Yale faculty. There are more than 45,000 priests in America and, so far, 55 exposed abusers. There are 836 tenured professors at Yale, and one proved child molester – convicted just last month.

That's still a higher percentage than the Boy Scouts, but the point is: It's not going to be easy to blame celibacy.

Moreover, when did celibacy become a gay-magnet? It may lack the Boy Scouts' direct approach, but the church isn't exactly passing out Liza Minnelli posters by demanding sexual abstinence.

Most stunningly, if celibacy is to blame, this is a show-stopping, Nobel Prize-winning discovery overturning years of liberal claptrap. In all other circumstances, it is punishable by death to suggest that sexual behavior is not determined at birth or that gays can be "cured." Now liberals are hawking the idea that gay priests could have been cured by marriage!

It's nice to see liberals becoming such big marriage-boosters. Too bad their newfound respect for marriage – an eminently dissolvable agreement, rescindable by either party without cause or notice – is limited to gays and priests.

Blaming celibacy is not only contrary to various liberal dogmas, but contrary to all known evidence about any vice. Total avoidance, not limited temptation, is the only hope for controlling weakness. Alcoholics cannot have a drop of alcohol. Former smokers cannot have just one cigarette. Problem gamblers must avoid the racetrack.

Only in the case of sex do liberals refuse to countenance abstinence. Small doses of sex are supposed to provide a needed "release." The "release" theory is disproved every time a child molester's home is searched, invariably unearthing enormous stockpiles of child pornography. None of this ever gives liberals pause. Celibacy is always bad, sex is always good.

The Catholic sex scandals have also prompted liberals to drop their demand that no discussion of a crime occur until there has been a final conviction proved to a jury beyond a reasonable doubt after a full trial. We had witnesses, gifts, phone records, White House logs and taped evidence on Bill Clinton. But still NBC's Matt Lauer shouted "Allegedly! Allegedly!" at any suggestion that Clinton had, in fact, had sexual relations with "that woman."

Indeed, most of the allegations against the priests do not even constitute "sexual relations" on the Democratic Party's definition.

At least we finally have The New York Times on record opposing sexual activity between men and boys. Evidently the only men the Times thinks should not be fondling teen-agers are those who purport to believe in God.


TOPICS: Culture/Society; Editorial; News/Current Events
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To: aculeus
I read a few years ago that the NY Times' nickname had been changed from "The Old Gray Lady" to "The Old Gay Lady."
21 posted on 03/20/2002 5:51:28 PM PST by reformed_democrat
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To: Pokey78
Despite the growing media consensus that Catholicism causes sodomy, an alternative view – adopted by the Boy Scouts – is that sodomites cause sodomy

Thank you Ann. Pokey, add me to the ACPL please.

22 posted on 03/20/2002 5:52:35 PM PST by NeoCaveman
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To: Pokey78

23 posted on 03/20/2002 5:52:57 PM PST by ChadGore
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To: TLBSHOW
I'd like to second that.......she really hit a home run here!
24 posted on 03/20/2002 5:55:46 PM PST by mickie
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To: straight on red
Could you be more crass or irreverant?
25 posted on 03/20/2002 5:56:11 PM PST by patented
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To: rllngrk33
"...somebody needs to feed here."

LOL! Is she married yet? She needs to drop a few kids.

26 posted on 03/20/2002 5:57:04 PM PST by HowlinglyMind-BendingAbsurdity
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To: Pokey78
"At least we finally have The New York Times on record opposing sexual activity between men and boys. "

If they had realized it - they wouldn't have protested.

27 posted on 03/20/2002 5:58:34 PM PST by 4CJ
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To: patented
I new we could agree on something.
28 posted on 03/20/2002 5:58:47 PM PST by TLBSHOW
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To: ChadGore
Just 2 pictures?
29 posted on 03/20/2002 5:58:48 PM PST by clodkicker
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To: mdittmar
About 1996 there was a big gay scandal in the Episcopal church. A bishop had ordained an open and active homosexual to the presthood. A previous statement by the archbishop of canterbury and the head american bishop had said no to ordaining active and openly gay priests.

The errant bishop was recommended for censure or whatever Epsicopalions are do to right a wrong. The bishops met again 2 years later in a much heralded conference where they were to decide the fate of the gay priest, the errant bishop and any future course of action on the ordination of gay men or women to the piresthood.

The Episcopal bishops deecided at their conference that no action should be taken since there had not been an eclesiastical legal framework of laws in place to cover the infraction. In other words, no decision was made because there was no specific rule covring this specific type of infraction. No rule stating "no gay priests.

It was easier to not do anything than to put forward any semblance of leadership and moral authority.

You would think the Episcopal church would have the backbone of the boy scouts but no...they didn't.

No news group or media have ever followed this up. There are actively gay priests in the Episcopal church and no one seems to care.

At least the Catholics aren't hypocritical about their own rules. They are outing their own priests to local law enforcecment on a case by case basis.

In our gay friendly culture, this is a major turning point in the struggle to save the children from pedophiles.

Why now, why the catholic church? If the boy scouts can manage without gay leadership then certainly the catholic church can too. Thismay be a turning point in the effort to keep active practicing homosexuals away from vulnerable children and adults as well.

30 posted on 03/20/2002 5:58:49 PM PST by Podkayne
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To: straight on red
Don't you think that was over the top? Tasteless?

How is a remark like that going to help solve anything?

32 posted on 03/20/2002 6:01:11 PM PST by Aliska
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To: Podkayne
At least the Catholics aren't hypocritical about their own rules. They are outing their own priests to local law enforcecment on a case by case basis.

You got that right, thanks.

I am sad to say that in certain places like Boston they were not doing this earlier.

33 posted on 03/20/2002 6:01:29 PM PST by NeoCaveman
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To: Proverbs31
Ann kicking leftist ass and takin names.
34 posted on 03/20/2002 6:04:03 PM PST by jwalsh07
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To: Pokey78
This is classic Ann Coulter: Hit 'em where it hurts.
35 posted on 03/20/2002 6:04:59 PM PST by Bush2000
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To: Pokey78
Even in the midst of the Catholic Church's current scandals – including decades-old cases – the Catholic clergy has about the same percentage of perverts as the Yale faculty. There are more than 45,000 priests in America and, so far, 55 exposed abusers. There are 836 tenured professors at Yale, and one proved child molester – convicted just last month.

It is SO nice to see some perspective given to this!

36 posted on 03/20/2002 6:06:28 PM PST by SuziQ
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To: Pokey78
Please add me too Pokey.

I put my right foot in, I put my right foot out. I put my right foot in and I shake it all about. I do the Hokey Pokey and I turn my self around. That's what it's all abouuuuuuut!

37 posted on 03/20/2002 6:07:24 PM PST by mlmr
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To: Podkayne
Interesting how this is all of a sudden sounding like the end of the Catholic Church. It's been around for almost 2000 years making it one of the oldest bureaucracies in the world. The Catholic Faith and Church will survive this.
38 posted on 03/20/2002 6:10:08 PM PST by rllngrk33
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To: Pokey78
Tell it, Ann. V's wife.
39 posted on 03/20/2002 6:10:35 PM PST by ventana
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To: TLBSHOW
I new we could agree on something.
patented is my wife. But yes, on this we can agree.

patent  +AMDG

40 posted on 03/20/2002 6:13:21 PM PST by patent
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