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Ugandan testicle attack wife held
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| March 20, 2002 Posted: 6:36 AM EST (1136 GMT)
Posted on 03/20/2002 7:43:13 AM PST by RoughDobermann
Edited on 04/29/2004 2:00:17 AM PDT by Jim Robinson.
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To: RoughDobermann
I shouldn't laugh, I really shouldn't. But these turabout-is-fair-play stories really lift my day, even as I cross my legs...
"Because I was so drunk she overpowered me and by the time my neighbour came to my rescue, she had bitten off both my testicles and the penis," Ndekeezi told the paper.
I have to wonder why this guy isn't refusing interviews and wearing a paper bag over his head...
To: Chemist_Geek
I have to wonder why this guy isn't refusing interviews and wearing a paper bag over his head.I sure would. That's one thing I've never understood about stories like this.
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To: tracer
What, may I ask, is a "Ugandan testicle attack wife?"I dunno but it sounds a hell of a lot worse than a Rottweiler.
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To: RoughDobermann
*LOL*...One of the guys in my office came in after talking to an irate customer this morning and made a statement sayin: ``That woman just chewed the b**** off me''. *L*
Good job she wasn't Ugandan! *ROFL*
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posted on
03/20/2002 9:02:22 AM PST
by
Happygal
To: Steve0113;all
This is without a doubt the funniest thread I've ever read on Free Republic! Thanks to all for the good laughs!
Carolyn
P.S. I'm at work, and a couple of people think I've lost it completely! :^)
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posted on
03/20/2002 9:02:49 AM PST
by
CDHart
To: Chemist_Geek
"Because I was so drunk.......
.........man, good thing he was anesthetized !!! Musta been a bloody mess though...can't imagine why he didn't croak from blood loss !!
To: Ku Commando
can't imagine why he didn't croak from blood loss !!Actually, the volume of blood flow to that part of the body is miniscule. It's practically impossible to bleed to death from this.
To: r9etb
Precisely-Imagine just how long they waited---feverishly pondering,just "HOW are we going to post this story w/out offending anybody"?There is no other reason for such a title.I expect nothing less from that site.Though I do browse/read their transcripts,as I refuse to watch CNN.
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posted on
03/20/2002 10:58:03 AM PST
by
Pagey
To: Steve0113
Actually, the volume of blood flow to that part of the body is miniscule. Maybe in your case - but you can't speak for all of us guys!
To: RoughDobermann
To: RoughDobermann
I wonder if the estranged spouses will appear on Okra Winfrey's show?
To: RoughDobermann
Seems she will now be deprived of all that great sex.
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posted on
03/20/2002 1:01:51 PM PST
by
Khepera
To: Savage Beast
Think hard, brothers, before you infuriate the little woman. Additional word to the wise; This is not a good time to ask for a hummer.
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posted on
03/20/2002 1:10:12 PM PST
by
Drew68
To: bray
pants are better than loincloths in certain situations.Im thinkin cups are better in all Ugandan situations
To: Kalashnikov_68
"Additional word to the wise; This is not a good time to ask for a hummer." Do not Demand a hummer either, or you might get a real "Humdinger."
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posted on
03/21/2002 2:03:35 AM PST
by
Inge_CAV
To: Ku Commando
Musta been a bloody mess though...can't imagine why he didn't croak from blood loss !! It is widely known that Testicle Attack Wives have a coagulant in their saliva.
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02/29/2020 4:47:24 AM PST
by
TangoLimaSierra
(To the Left, The Truth is Right Wing Extremism.)
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