Paris Warns U.S. Against Moussaoui Death Penalty

reuters | 3/19/02

[Shermy]

Check out this artist's "Euroweenies" sketchbooks:

Sketchbook

Euroweenie

[Shermy]

I think that our opinion on France is the most agreed upon subject on FreeRepublic.com. The actions of the French make it easy.

Absolutely. May I predict that the world is evolving into two power blocks - China, Arab States and France on one side, everyone else on the other.

[Shermy]

Whoops! this guys best sketch (for here) is the cheeseeating Euroweenie.

[stumpy]

Obviously with crime up in Paris, and the French being unable to deal with it, the Germans would be much better ar running France. Shall we suggest they go back????

[PhilDragoo]

My great to the seventh grandfather left France in 1699 for New York, and unlike Mousey-All-Your-Vowels-Are-Belong-To-Us, it was not to bomb anything.

Moussaoui was early defended by Mrs. Carlos the Jackal--I did not make that up.

This is the country that compromised our mission to capture Radovan Karadzic if memory serves.

A nation of smelly whores doing whatever nasty piece of work flashes a roll.

France has provided the corrupt judges keeping American Green Beret veteran Ted Maher wrongly imprisoned 836 days without trial on an extorted false confession.

Alright, we will surrender their Mousey-All-The-Vowels. Load him on a pallet shrink-wrapped to a thermobaric one-ton truffle and slide it down the ramp of a C-130 in the crisp spring air over Le Tower Eiffel. Paris in the spring at 4,000 degrees Kelvin.

[Bobby777]

Paris Warns U.S.

(ahem) ... *snicker* ... *giggle* ... *tee hee* ...

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

A---HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

(ow, my side ....)

A---HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

[Clemenza]

we'll ship over Britney Spears

I'd surrender to Britney :-)

[synarch]

As Howie Carr would say, "Screw!"

[Southern Federalist]

Not only will we withhold Jerry Lewis Movies, we'll ship over Britney Spears, Christina Aguilera, N'Sync, and the Backstreet Boys, and won't let them leave France until they utterly surrender to us. . . (evil grin)

Oh, I think that's still too weak. I mean, how many people will see such Celebrities (their kids already buy their CD's). What we really need is offensive chain stores with franchises all over Franch. They thought MacDonald's was bad. Put a big greasy Popeye's Chicken and Biscuits right in the middle of Montmartre, and in every town center across the length and breadth of France. Put a WalMart in every picturesque village. Run Les Folies Bergere out of business by putting a Hooters across the street.

They've accused us of being cultural terrorist for years. Now let's show 'em the real thing.

[Abundy]

Can we send them the Baldwins in response?

Oh, I forgot, the Canadians killed them at the beginning of the war with Canada...

[reagan_fanatic]

Q: What's the first thing a French police officer will say after pulling someone over?

A: "Hands up..."

[watchin]

LOL

[watchin]

Now, now, an eye for an eye - that's the limit.

[lavaroise]

Paris has warned Washington it could review its cooperation with the Sept. 11 probe

Gees. Why don't they say it outright: "we support terrorist jurisdiction over France and the US instead of US jurisdiction"

Man, these people better be told they are in big trouble for interfering with US jurisdiction and the war on terror.

[randystone]

you are forgetting that they refused us fly over rights when we bombed lybia

I hate the french they are not worse then bloodsucking scum

randystone

[LurkedLongEnough]

When translating French to English, there are bound to be errors. If you read carefully between the lines of the article, you'll get something like the following:

"Go and boil your bottoms, sons of a silly person!"
"I fart in your general direction!"
"Your mother was a hamster and your father smelled of elderberries!"
"Now go away or I shall taunt you a second time."

[hgro]

"Paris Warns U.S. Against Moussaoui Death Penalty"

Who was it that invented the guillotine?

[Jolly Green]

I don't think they really "want to go there". France has never suffered the rath of 300 million Americans, many of who can't stand France already. It wouldn't take much publicizing of this nonsense for an all out boycott of everything French.