One day at kindergarten a teacher said to the class of 5 year olds "I'll give $2.00 to the child who can tell me who is the most famous man who ever lived."
An Irish boy put up his hand and said "It was St Patrick."
The teacher said "Sorry Sean that's not correct."
Then a Scottish boy put up his hand and said "It was St. Andrew."
The teacher replied "I'm Sorry Hamish that's not right."
Finally a jewish boy raised his hand "it was Jesus Christ."
The teacher sais, "That's absolutely right Marvin, come up here and I'll give you the $2.00."
As the teacher was giving Marvin the money, she said, " you know Marvin, since you're jewish I was very surprised you said Jesus Christ."
Marvin replied "Yeah. In my heart I knew it was Moses, but business is business."