[mlmr]

So back in the seventies and eighties when I was running around in my red souped up MGB, top down and auburn hair gleaming in the sun, the men were not attracted??

Then why was it that I never could drive through a new town without the law pulling me over???

[Congressman Billybob]

Your question about the "law pulling you over" answers itself. To wit:

My Close Personal Assistant, Felicity Fahrquar, has red hair, and drives a T-top delSol (which I got her for a birthday present) with a plate that says REDHOTRED. The "law" shows a particular interest in her, too, when she's driving alone.

When you get pulled over, do you get a ticket? Or, an inspection?

Ciao.

Congressman Billybob

"Approaching the Heliopause from 1776"