[gratefulwharffratt]

Hé garçon de pays, langage gentil. Dites-vous ce qui, vous peut mordre mon âne .. hehe

Hehehehe!

You butchered that one almost as badly as you did the whole 'fixing to reckon' thing.

You can literally speak French (sort of), BETTER than you can speak Southern.

I don't know whether to be sad, or relieved.

[Mo1]

I butchered that up???? ... Go take it up with the web translator site I went to

As for the proper why of speaking redneck southern .. if you can direct me to a good redneck southern translator site .. I'd be happy to use it ..

[Rowdee]

Ya know, ratty one....you really ought to leave the fix'n thing alone when it comes to Mo Lady. Rather, you should be sweetly cajoling and caressing in your word usage so as to encourage her to want to be fix'n just the way a southerner wants things to be fixed!

You seem to take so much delight in antagonizing her that if she says she's fix'n to come out slapping, I think you better heed her intent.....don't worry about whether she's getting ready to....ratty, you had better just start ducking....fast!