Thread 291
Posted on 03/12/2002 2:59:11 PM PST by Mo1
Thread 291
Such as? I've still been trying to catch up on a monster thread I started on a week ago. Didn't see too much that caught my eye today.
This is about the historic Midway Islands--one of the major turning points of WWII in the Pacific Theater!! FWS won't even let the vets put up a flagpole or a memorial statue....and now the commercial company they had an agreement with to operate the islands are/have left!!!!
(Andrew Sullivan: The very bearable lightness of being George W Bush)
Got a question ... what the heck is up with Microsoft XP .. Been having one problem after another ... and I AIN'T a happy camper ...
Why am I having sooooooooooooooooooo many problems getting drivers/devices or whatever to work right????...
Any suggestions????
This is an excerpt from Larry Elder’s book “Ten things you cant say in America”
A Useless law
Today Congress approved the three hundred billion dollar Universal Support Enablement Law for Evaders of Suitable Skills, known as the USELESS bill. USELESS supporters call the measure’s passage a statement to people with no work skills, bad attitudes, poor personal hygiene, that they, too, are Americans. The program is open to “any individual who can – but won’t- work, whether due to laziness, self-pity, or bad attitude.”
The USELESS passage delighted the chairman of the Democratic National Committee who, during the New Hampshire primary, called the measure a centerpiece of the year 2000 presidential campaign. “I know a lot of people who don’t like getting up on Mondays. People who stay up too late, who drink too much, and sleep too little. We should honor those who refuse to submit to the Internet era.”
USELESS seeks to close the gap between the rich and the poor, the skilled and the unskilled, the motivated and the unmotivated. “Many people,” said the chairman, ”lead lives of intellectual stupor. They watch Jerry Springer and smoke Winstons without filters. They think Picasso is something you order from Pizza Hut. They drink out of glasses that originally came with grape jelly. They eat at Sizzlers, bowl Tuesdays, and say things like `hoo-yah’ or ‘what’s u-u-u-u-p-p-p?’ Somebody needs to be there for them.”
A quarter of a million USELESS volunteers will be paid twenty-five dollars an hour, plus benefits, to search for and identify the indifferent, the lackluster, and the lazy. Volunteers are instructed to approach those not working and say, “Stand up. You count, too. That’s why God invented microwave popcorn, the remote control, and the living room sofa.”
USELESS participants will receive vouchers enabling them to purchase goods, products, and services they are simply not interested in working to acquire. Program sponsors say fraud will be kept to a minimum because the lazy and indifferent lack the energy and the creativity to cheat the system. “It’s the best of both worlds,” said Hillary Rodham Clinton. “The critics say that giving the money to the lazy, dumb, and the stupid provides a disincentive to learn, grow, or educate. But every day contributions are made by those who are confused, disorganized, and dysfunctional. Except they call it Congress.
Even Republican George W. Bush yielded to the measure’s popularity. “Life can be cruel to somebody who doesn’t like working. We had a cousin, Irving, who didn’t like to work.Gee, I remember in those long ago, less-sensitive days, we just hollered at him to get a job. Oh, he did, but he held it against us for a really long time.”
USELESS tax incentives will be awarded to employers who hire those with slovenly work habits, low self-esteem, and poor personal hygiene. Obsessive attention to profits and to the corporate image, say USELESS sponsors, denies rights to those without taste, fashion sense , or social skills. “
I was out of work a long time,” said Ed Trucker, a former St. Louis airport baggage handler. “ People complained that I smelled funny. I admit I never bathed or showered, but I don’t trust the floride they put in the water. Makes me itch. But now, with this new law, there’s a light at the end of the tunnel.”
USELESS, which goes into effect on April 1, prevents landlords from requiring security deposits, mortgage lenders from seeking collateral, and employers from requiring employees to show up and perform as a condition of compensation. “We shouldn’t create two classes of citizens – those who are punctual and those who are not,” said Ms. Clinton. “Just because you come to work late, or don’t show up at all, doesn’t mean you can’t contribute. What would have happened to the play, Waiting for Godot, if Godot had shown up on time?”
The measure also outlaws intrusive personal questions during a job interviews, such as, “Did you bring a résumé?” “Have you worked before?” or “Why aren’t you wearing pants?” The measure excited Wally Dipstick of New Brunswick, Maine, who calls himself “an auto mechanic who’s never actually worked on a car.” Dipstick cheered after becoming USELESS eligible: “Finally, there’s something for somebody like me. I graduated in the bottom half of my class. It’s guys like me who make the top half possible. You get rid of the unmotivated persons like me, how would you separate the winners from losers?”
Said Ms. Clinton, “ With this USELESS law, we can finally bridge the horrible gap between people with initiative and those who couldn’t care less. Just because you’re willing to get up early, stay up late, and work harder does not entitle you to special privileges. For those of you-hustled, outsmarted, and out-performed by the money-motivated colleagues –USELESS says that you are not useless.”
You will, and soon. It will be all about religious fanatics and not about a psychotic woman.
I absolutely refuse to watch such garbage! I already know the kind of spin that will go with that story. Look for a surge of perverts seeking attention and concessions immediately following.
Its a pain, but go to the hardware manufactures web sites and you will find updates. Let me know if you cant find them. XP does great once it is set up.
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