[Ciexyz]

She's a true psychopath. Has no feelings for anyone but her own sorry self. She's not worth the food and drugs it takes to maintain her.

[TomGuy]

Let's see how we can spin this:

Mallard is a former Girl Scount,
former A-student,
hardworking nurses aid,
on way home from a day a work comforting dozens of ill hospital patients, she stops off to relax and have a drink--or 2,
someone spikes her drink, unknown to her; she drinks it and leaves for home,
driving at a moderate rate of speed, she is suddenly attached by a maniacal man who suddenly appeared out of nowhere,
he attempts to sway her vehicle off the road (attempted car jacking),
Mallard, defensively, hits the man who attaches himself to her windshield and refuses to release,
Mallard, being such an angel of comfort, drives her vehicle home, places it in her garage--to protect the man from the harsh environmental elements outside,
Mallard tries many times and for several days to get the man to release his hold on her vehicle, but he refuses,
Mallard, exhausted from her repeated pleas for him to release her car he holds hostage, discovers that the man has died
Panic-stricken, Mallard leans on the comfort of friends,
Friends, unknown to Mallard, take it upon themselves to extracate the man and remove his body.
Mallard is innocent of these charges, Your Honor.