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For $49.95 you can have you butt 'read' (Stallone's mom can tell your future by butt print!)
Jacqueline Stallone ^
Posted on 03/08/2002 7:00:34 PM PST by chance33_98
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To: chance33_98
Man, his mom is some kinda crackpot...
To: chance33_98
"For $49.95 you can have you butt 'read'"P.T. Barnum is alive and well. This proves it. Well, for that matter so does Miss Cleo. I think I spelled that right.
To: alcuin
The lines, crevices, and folds of your fanny can, to the trained eye, reveal your personalityCrock on, Alcuin.
To: Chad Fairbanks
Man, his mom is some kinda crackpot... Hell, boy, tell me about it WHEN THE COWS COME HOME!
Did you see the Rocky infomercurial on PBS where she CLEANS HIS GUB WITH DETERGENT!!! What's it gonna shoot--BUBBLES?!?
On the other hand, it WAS pbs. Prolly faked.
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posted on
03/08/2002 9:01:06 PM PST
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alcuin
To: chance33_98
I think I can hear Gordon Lightfoot now --- If you could read my butt, well...what a tale it would have to tell...
To: chance33_98
She always was a strange bird...... no offense to birds.
To: chance33_98
Does she charge extra for reading skidmarks?
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posted on
03/08/2002 9:16:37 PM PST
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aomagrat
To: chance33_98
I wonder if she can read 'picture' butts? We could all chip in and have Hitlery's butt read! LOL
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posted on
03/08/2002 11:01:04 PM PST
by
brat
To: chance33_98
READ THIS!
To: chance33_98
Mama Stallone is on crack.
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posted on
03/08/2002 11:27:13 PM PST
by
RichInOC
To: aomagrat
Maybe she just uses the aroma to ascertain your future.
Be sure to return your print by Express Mail so you won't get a false reading.
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posted on
03/08/2002 11:28:32 PM PST
by
dalereed
To: Hammerhead
But a more embarrassing whack-job than those morons at The Guardian?
To: alcuin
I'll settle for gaseous. NOT ONE CENT FOR TRIBUTE!!! onyerwayoutcrushthebloodoftirentsthankswearwhite . . Rock on. Hell, boy, tell me about it WHEN THE COWS COME HOME! Did you see the Rocky infomercurial on PBS where she CLEANS HIS GUB WITH DETERGENT!!! What's it gonna shoot--BUBBLES?!? On the other hand, it WAS pbs. Prolly faked.You are mr spike.
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