[ASaneGuy]

A manual recount or will Condit run as an independent in November?

[mountaineer]

Chad Condit, the congressman's son and campaign manager, said the race was not over. "We're not conceding anything," he said.

Will Chad Condit's wife please institute involuntary commitment proceedings? Her husband is completely out of touch with reality.

[WIMom]

[TexKat]

Whats with the Condits?

They don't reveal, they don't admit, and they don't concede anything.

Everything is just peaches and cream in Condit country.

[dighton]

... I'm a very healthy man and I can do a lot of different things ...

So they say.

[mewzilla]

Ah, but I want to know if Cardoza is any better than Condidit. Did Sleazy Rider's former great good friend really see the light, or will Cardoza be hiring Chad and Cadee the moment he think's the spotlight's off? If he should be elected, methinks Cardoza will need further scrutiny.

[antaresequity]

We should massively freep both Condit and Riordan to run as independents....Oh what a wonderful life it would be.

[#3Fan]

"...and I'm a very healthy [person]..."

Unlike Miss Levy.

[slimer]

"I'm not a pretentious person, and I'm a very healthy man and I can do a lot of different things,"

Why don't you try the porn industry. They can always use another scumbag.

[CounterCounterCulture]

The people have spoken. I thought that's what Condit wanted.

United States Congress District 18
100.0% ( 442 of 442 ) precincts reporting as of Mar 6, 2002 at 8:12 am

Candidate                                   Votes  Party %

 Democratic   
  Elvis Pringle                                 476    0.9   
  Joseph Martin                                 804    1.5   
  Sukhmander Singh                            1,181    2.2   
* Gary A. Condit                             19,798   37.5   
  Ralph L. White                              1,363    2.6   
  Dennis A. Cardoza                          29,218   55.3   

 
 Republican   
  William Conrad                             11,197   27.1   
  Park Yonker                                 1,006    2.4   
  Dick Monteith                              24,959   60.4   
  George House, Jr.                           4,212   10.1   

 
 American Independent   
  Kevin Cripe                                   624  100.0   

 
 Libertarian   
  Linda De Groat                                218  100.0   

 
 
* = Incumbent

[Political Junkie Too]

First, he has to finish suing everybody, then he has to write his book. He's going to sue the tabloids, and then NBC because of their Law and Order episode a few weeks ago.

-PJ

[isthisnickcool]

After Condit's defeat his wife was heard to say: "Darn! I'll never get these fixed now!"

Condit, pictured below, said: "Mmmff, mmmffff, mmmfff"

[spoiler2]

The Mar 6th edition of the Star Tribune quotes Condit as follows:

"Life deals you all kinds of situations and it's not the situations, it's how you handle it".

Can you think of even ONE time in the last 10 months that Condit has handled his situation in the right manner?

He's even completely out of touch with what's coming out of his own mouth!

[Charles Henrickson]

BYE, BYE, GARY CONDIT, GOODBYE
(To the tune of "American Pie")

A long, long time ago,
You remember how that intern made you feel just like a kid,
And you knew if you had the chance
That you could hide your true romance,
And maybe no one'd find out what you did.

But Connie Chung made you quiver
With ev'ry question she'd deliver.
Bad news on the polling:
For thee the bell is tolling.

I don't know if we laughed or cried
When we saw you, shifty-eyed,
Claim devotion to your bride--
The day that Condit lied.

So bye, bye, Gary Condit, goodbye,
Saw you grievin' for Miss Levy,
But your tears had blown dry,
And that stonewall ploy is simply your alibi,
Thinkin', "This'll be the way that I lie.
This'll be the way that I lie."

We were singin',
Bye, bye, Gary Condit, goodbye,
Saw you grievin' for Miss Levy,
But your tears had blown dry,
That stonewall ploy is simply your alibi,
Thinkin', "This'll be the way that I lie."