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To: Southack
[SCENE: Int. Tent. Spotlight trained on a lone figure in the center ring]

[Condorman prepares to leap two large hurdles in a single bound.]

The crowd goes quiet, a lone child cries and is quickly hushed.

[Drumroll..........]

Condorman: "I give you, The Periodic Table of Elements!!"

[Cymbal crash, trumpet salute]: Ta-da!

The crowd: Whistle, clap, cheer

Condorman: "Thank you, thank you!"

[alarum, fanfare, exunt]

415 posted on 03/15/2002 12:09:17 PM PST by Condorman
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To: Condorman
I'm afraid that the cymbol wasn't the only thing that crashed while you were attempting to clear those two hurdles...
416 posted on 03/15/2002 12:18:26 PM PST by Southack
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