[WIMom]

This is lodwick's offer, please direct your inquiries to him. Thanks!

[PJ-Comix]

Monica shlepped here.

[Quix]

At least I know how to hang.

[monkey]

President Clinton inherits a conflict between his shirt and his pants.

[vin-one]

"truth in advertising"
or from the great movie DC cab.
don't let your dick run your life.

[harpo11]

"Hey, stupid, you still can't find the definition of sex?

[Physicist]

To the end of his days, Clinton was haunted by the shadow of his own bent phallus, which followed him wherever he went.

[HarryDunne]

1. My wife went to DC, and all I got was this lousy T-shirt.
2. I wonder what I'll get for Father's Day this year.
3. Oh, I get it now... >sigh<

[sweetliberty]

CLINTON: "Some advisor YOU turned out to be!"

[FryingPan101]

I used to have a ball.

[Eastbound]

"Dang battery went dead on my voice-activated zipper! Durn!"

[Go Gordon]

Why is that finger pointing at the top of Monica's head?

[Phantom Lord]

Upon reading the news that Paula Jones will replace Amy Fisher in a boxing match against figure skating thug Tonya Harding, Willard raises his head and responds "maybe this time she will kiss it."

[Labyrinthos]

"Is that a pickle in my pocket or are you just happy to be my weanie."

[Gaston]

It depends on what the word "with" means.

[LeeMcCoy]

Actually, this cartoon doesn't need a caption.

[maestro]

Title of caption:............"Rhoades Scholar"

[RAT Patrol]

Where's Lorena Bobbitt when you need her?

[Outraged]

When are two heads not better than one?

[COBOL2Java]

My wife went to the Senate, and all I got was this lousy T-Shirt!

[Balata]

"What have you done to me 'one eye'?" "Look at my shadow."