To: PRND21
"They" have been very busy lately. "They" keep stealing my socks, but only one at a time so that "they" can prevent me from making a match. And the other day, "they" took my keys from the kitchen counter and strategically placed them under the couch, so that "they" would make me spend an hour looking for them. And just last week, "they" revealed to me the plans that "they" had for the future.
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To: general_re
May They receive their just desserts.
Love,
They
7 posted on
03/04/2002 9:20:12 PM PST by
PRND21
To: general_re
"They" keep stealing my socks, but only one at a time so that "they" can prevent me from making a match. Sounds like you have problems with underpants gnomes. 
8 posted on
03/04/2002 9:22:06 PM PST by
Brett66
To: general_re
They" keep stealing my socks, but only one at a time so that "they" can prevent me from making a match.Throw out all your left over singles.
Go out and buy 2 dozen socks of all same kind.
If "they" steal one of a pair, you'll still have many other matching socks.
The key problem is much more insidious.
I haven't yet thought of a way to prevent "they" from moving them around on me.
"They" do the same thing with my remote controls.
I just found one which "they" hid weeks ago deep in the back of a stuffed chair.
"They" must be monitoring closely the activity in my home,
so as to be able to know to hid it, after the 16 year old who normally sits in that chair
had diligently looked in the chair for it.
16 posted on
03/05/2002 6:04:40 AM PST by
ASA Vet
To: general_re
"They" convinced two Amish dudes to confess to stealing ...cow magnets.
To: ALL
Phew - what happened last night? I was browsing through FR, when all of a sudden, everything went black. I don't remember a thing, but I woke up this morning out on the front lawn, lying on a pile of unmatched socks...
To: general_re;khepera
At least they didn't have to steal your IQ... Keep thinking good thoughts and hoping things will get better on their own... You're not in Kansas anymore Dorothy
78 posted on
03/06/2002 4:09:53 AM PST by
wwjdn
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