[Brett66]

"They" keep stealing my socks, but only one at a time so that "they" can prevent me from making a match.

Sounds like you have problems with underpants gnomes.

[Eagle Eye]

What's phase II?

[r9etb]

Sounds like you have problems with underpants gnomes

See, your problem is that you wear underpants on your feet -- or maybe you wear a matched set of underpants every day. Either way......

[Marysecretary]

Nah, it's a little ghost called "Notme." Everytime you ask somebody in your house where something went, don't they say "Notme?" So, blame Notme next time.