[scottiewottie]

More kids are killed by simply walking than by containers of water or handguns combined. Locking your child in a closet, or binding their feet together, could be seen as a trendy and innovative safety intervention.

[HiJinx]

Well, if that's true, maybe we should string 'em up to the rafters, or nail their little feet to the closet floor! Yeah, that's the ticket!