Dog Gone is GONE!

Free Republic | 2/26/02 | OwenKellogg

[OwenKellogg]

Last night renowned and respected Freeper, Dog Gone, posted a vanity. It was his first. It was his last. Dog Gone is GONE!

He wanted to convey to all his fellow freepers that he could not take the humiliation and pain suffered by having a thread deleted.

As most wounded dogs, he is now licking his wounds.

We have suffered through countless vanities about cheese, moose, cheating, the Tourist Guy, and Anna Kournikova. And the Admin Moderators chose to make an example of Dog Gone. He has been pushed to the limit.

This is his Opus.

[spectre]

"Clarity is gone"?

Darn, I hate it when that happens. Not again.

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[AAABEST]

I've had so many posts pulled I can't even count them. It's silly to get sensitive about it.

I never once complained. Who cares if JR or the Mods pull a stupid post?

I just go on being my annoying self.

[maxwell]

It is a Freeper Requirement that everyone Opus at least once.

I ain't opusing. Nohow nowhere. Y'all will have to drag me kicking and screaming. It just ain't natural I tellya.

[Ward Smythe]

It is a Freeper Requirement that everyone Opus at least once.

I didn't Opus. I just changed my name in the Freeper Witness Protection Program.

[Willie Green]

I've never seen an Opus by Proxy, have you?

It does break with tradition, somewhat.

We're entitled to a much more emotional rant than this.

[Excuse_Me]

A suitable swan song:

Dog gone, the dog is gone. Dog, old dog, the dog-gone dog. Dog gone, the dog-gone dog is gone. (sung to the tune of "The Wicked Witch Is Dead.")

[Grampa Dave]

Dog Gone will never stay away.

The first thread about Fadeout Fascist Davis and his attempts to make a third world out of California will bring our Doggy back home!

[Mo1]

Poor Dog Gone

[Cyber Liberty]

I guess "No current Freeper by that name," AKA "Proxy" didn't type fast enough?

[4CJ]

Dog, we hardly knew ya.

sniff ...

[BlueLancer]

"I just go on being my annoying self."

And you're loved because of it.

Or in spite of it.

Or something.

[OwenKellogg]

>>> Dog Gone will never stay away. <<<

There's a Bible verse about a dog returning....

[Lazamataz]

Pandora's Box can always be reopened.

And the last thing out is Hope. Or almonds. Hell's bells, man! :o)

[Dammit]

Was that the companion thread to "Why husbands cheat on their wives?" and "Why wives cheat on their husbands?"

Yes. It was asking the burning question of why dogs cheat on their masters by grabbing the legs of strangers and doing bad things.

The moderators saw fit to delete that post, and tragically, we'll never know the answer to the important question Dog Gone raised.

[Howlin]

I know; what a letdown.

[OwenKellogg]

>>> tragically, we'll never know the answer to the important question Dog Gone raised <<<

Tragedy. That's what it is.

[tiki]

testing

[gunshy]

Is opus the plural of op ed? Inquiring minds want to know.

[Grampa Dave]

Wasn't that about the Prodigal Son instead of a dog?

[dighton]

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