Posted on 02/20/2002 9:18:45 AM PST by Sungirl
What's so anti-South about it? The bumper stickers all had to do with rednecks, racists (black and white) and perpetuation of an antebellum slave society. Do I have to be a redneck racist that believes slavery was the best thing to ever happen in America to be a conservative?
Mine say "My gun protects your freedom", "Don't take my rights because you won't control your child", "My pistol and rifle are only tools, I am the weapon", "Only criminals, dictators, and democrats fear armed citizens", and two American Flags.
I want the ones that say "Got Ammo?", "Keep honking, I'm reloading", "I shoot carjackers", and "I support the right of victims to shoot back".
Available for sale here: BushCountry.org
Only $2 each!
LOL! ;-D
I hope you meant "I'll fight for freedom" from the NRA.
I don't believe the Flag of the Army of Northern Virginia had anything to do with slavery; but there is no doubt it had to do with the separation of this country--you know the one we recite as "ONE nation under God, INDIVISIBLE with liberty and justice for all" when we say the pledge of allegiance. Here is something better than the starry cross of St. Andrew for Southerners to believe in:
GIRLS RAISED IN THE SOUTH
Southern girls know bad manners when they see them:
Drinking straight out of a can.
Not sending thank you notes.
Velvet after February.
White shoes before Easter or after Labor Day.
Southern girls appreciate their natural assets: Dewy skin.
A winning smile.
That unforgettable, Southern drawl.
Southern girls know their manners:
"Yes, ma'am."
"Yes, sir."
Southern girls have a distinct way with fond expressions:
"Y'all come back!"
"Well, bless your heart."
"Drop by when you can."
"How's your mother?"
"Love your hair."
Southern girls don't sweat....they glisten.
Southern girls know their summer weather report:
Humidity
Humidity
Humidity
Southern girls know their vacation spots: The Beach
The Beach
The Beach
Southern girls know the joys of June, July, and August: Summer tans
Wide brimmed hats
Southern girls know everybody's first name:
Honey
Darlin'
Sugah
Southern girls know the movies that speak to their hearts:
Gone With the Wind
Fried Green Tomatoes
Driving Miss Daisy
Steel Magnolias
Southern girls know their religions:
Baptist
Methodist
SEC Football; ACC Basketball
Southern girls know their country breakfasts:
Red-eye gravy
GRITS
Country ham
Mouth-watering homemade biscuits
Southern girls know their cities dripping with Southern charm:
Richmond
Charleston
Savannah
Birmingham
Nawli! ns'
Southern girls know their elegant gentlemen:
Men in uniform.
Men in tuxedos.
Rhett Butler, of course.
Y'all know Southern girls are quick on the drawl.
Southern girls know their prime real estate:
The Mall
The Beauty Salon
Southern girls know the three deadly sins:
Bad hair
Bad manners
Bad blind dates
Mine isn't a sticker, I made it and laminated it to put in my back window...
My Fellow Americans..."LET'S ROLL"
November 8, 2001 - George W. Bush
KILL BABIES
RAISE TAXES
CONDONE RAPE
BETRAY AMERICA
VOTE DEMOCRAT!!!
That one never fails to get other drivers to hoist a middle finger my way...great fun, and easily tucked under the seat when parked for business or pleasure.
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