Sorry, but you have me laughing so hard. Aynt a Texican born or adopted who doesn't think he/she is the best thing since ice cream.
And don't NEVER get into an argument with an Arkie as to who makes the best biscuits and gravy.
Vinny ... this one is for you from this old Okie here ...
Music, please: To the tune of The Eyes of Texas are Upon You
The nose of Oklahoma smells you
All the live long day
The nose of Oklahoma smells you
Why don't you blow away
Always boasting of your greatness
Blowing off your mouth
The nose of Oklahoma smells you
Our neighbor to the south
(Just a funnin' ya, Vinny! Cuz I agree - the best BBQ is in Texas!)
With out a doubt! :>) Loved your song by the way.
I've had great BBQ from Virginia to Florida. From Georgia to Louisiana. Have competed against teams in all those states and they know their BBQ. For sure. But what makes Texas different, is the depth of our Quing. We Q everything. Want pork. Ya got it. Goat, Turkey, Gator, and lamb.
But this old boy has got the records and heaven forbid, he's from Indiana