Sorry, but you have me laughing so hard. Aynt a Texican born or adopted who doesn't think he/she is the best thing since ice cream.
And don't NEVER get into an argument with an Arkie as to who makes the best biscuits and gravy.
Vinny ... this one is for you from this old Okie here ...
Music, please: To the tune of The Eyes of Texas are Upon You
The nose of Oklahoma smells you
All the live long day
The nose of Oklahoma smells you
Why don't you blow away
Always boasting of your greatness
Blowing off your mouth
The nose of Oklahoma smells you
Our neighbor to the south
(Just a funnin' ya, Vinny! Cuz I agree - the best BBQ is in Texas!)