[Poohbah]

Naw, but I have this GREAT investment opportunity for you in Florida real estate.

[_Jim]

You don't mind if *I* draw up the papers on this deal - do you? It's not that I don't trust you, your real estate agent or your surveyor - I've got some special "provisos" I'd like to see in the contract in case I'm being sold 'a bill of goods' (LOL!) ..