Black VIII: "FRiends of Slick Willie" (FOB's Beware! McLowlife's Future Ain't Worth a Plug Nickle!!)

The Dark, Dreary MudCave.....Sixteen Months from the Dreaded Four-Oh!! ^ | 9 February 2002 | Mudboy Slim

[Mudboy Slim]

"FRiends of Slick Willie"
(To be sung to the Grateful Dead's "Friend of the Devil")

We abhor Butch Reno...and we'll take Slick Willie down.
Honor 'tis to FReep fer Right till Big Guv'ment's not around.
Ya think I'm funnin' as I make my rhymes...
But friends of Slick Willie ain't no FRiends of mine!!
Leftist HO's defend Slick's Blight...
TREASON's why we FReep tonigh-ight!!

Clinton is Pure Evil, knaves...Slick snowed Dem-Medyuh shills!!
Cowed the Right from action...let's be Brave and DETHRONE Bill!!
Future's Sunny, but we'll first smite Slime...
No friend of Bill Clinton is a FRiend of mine!!
Leftists know Clinton's not Right...
Justice's why we FReep...tonigh-ight!!

I drove on up to DeeCee...brain-dead Lib'rals fought me there.
Took my hard-earned dollar bill but I vanquished their PUNK, Terry.
Think I'm funnin' but I know what's Right...
DemFriends of Bill Clinton shall be Doin' Time!!
I set goals...ain't 'fraid ta Fight...
Justice's why I FReep tonigh-ight!!!

Got two reasons why I stay awake each lonely night.
The first one's named Sweet Liberty and she's my heart's delight.
Second one is Justice, Willie, Ol' Mudboy's on yer tail!!
And when MUD catches up with you, you'll spend yer life in jail!!

Gotta wife and children, Slick, but yer thugs shan't cow me!!!
Broaddrick says Slick raped her, Tom, but Brokaw said, "BITE ME!!!"
Lib'rals' Love Him, but I think Slick's SLIME!!
No friend of Slick Willie shall be FRiends o' mine.
I set goals, ain't 'fraid ta fight...Justice's why MUD FReeps tonight!!!

(BigMan on guitar, Fireman John on mandolin...justa cookin'!!)

Got two reasons why I FReep away each doggone night.
The first one's named Sweet Liberty, my God, I know I'm Right!!
Second one is Justice, Terry, MUD knows yer Sordid Tale...
And when Truth catches up with you, you'll spend yer life in jail!!

Gotta wife and children, Bill, and you got Hillary...
Chelsea knows she's not yer child, Webb Hubbell's genes flow free.
Think I'm funnin' but Slick's arse is mine!!
No friend of Bill Clinton, boy, Justice Be Thine!!
Bill can roam...but Slick can't hide!!
Justice makes MUD FReep fer Righ-ight!!

Mudboy Slim

"Black I"
"Black II"
"Black III"
"Black IV"
"Black V"
"Black VI"
"Black VII"

T-Mac's Sordid Past!!

McLowlife's "Global Crossing" Scandal!!"

BTW...I know where Terry McAuliffe lives...we must FReep him repeatedly this Spring, Summer, and Fall!!

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

Gonna be a Good Nine Months....MUD

[Happygal]

Happygal...Think Mud could help ya out in next year's Singing Pub Competition?

Hell yes! (JLA, you can bring along yer bodhrán too *S*)

Hey Mud, how about getting yer Freepin' Fife around this one?

~to the tune of ``Don't let your babies grow up to be cowboys''~ ``Mamma's Don't let your babies grow up to be liberals; Don't let them vote Clinton or Daschle and such; Make sure they know Lieberman is a putz''....to be continued

[sultan88]

"It's Limbaugh's 25 Million or Bust, my FRiend!! Once we get that accomplished, ain't no tellin' what we can do with the notoriety!!"

To the tune of "Cover of the Rolling Stone"
By Dr. Hook and The Medicine Show

...They're gonna put my lovely voice,
On the E-I-B Microphoooone...

A germ of an idea...by the Sultan

[Mudboy Slim]

"I know some guys who would love to put a red dot on that bastard's forehead."

I'm assuming "that bastard" is Der SchleekMeister, and considering the damage Slick's Treason has inflicted upon this Country, I can understand the desire. However, taking the law into our own hands would be EXACTLY the wrong strategy for dealing with Slick's--and the Left's--Tyranny, IMHO. Bill Clinton's crimes have directly assaulted the Rule By Law, Not Men principle upon which this Republic was formed, and for the Right to knock off Clinton would mean we are rejecting that same principle. Not only would it de-legitimize that Principle, we would be creating a Martyr for the Left.

Conversely, by utilizing the already-existent Institutions available to us to bring Bill Clinton to Justice--and you'll get no argument from me if that Justice includes a firing squad for Slick's blatant Treason--we will be reinforcing the Primacy of Equal Justice Under Law and striking a deathblow against the Effete Elite who hold themselves unaccountable to the Laws that restrict the actions of the rest of us Common Sheeple.

We must Stay the Course and Justice will be served...MUD

[Mudboy Slim]

"...next year's Singing Pub Competition?"

Name the time and the place...I ain't shy.

FReegards...MUD

[Mudboy Slim]

"...how about getting yer Freepin' Fife around this one?
~to the tune of "Don't let your babies grow up to be cowboys"

"Mamma's Don't let your babies grow up to be liberals;
Don't let them vote Clinton or Daschle and such;
Make sure they know Lieberman is a putz."

While I don't think I need the fife fer this one, the concept is excellent!! I will work on it...

FReegards...MUD

[Happygal]

Name the time and the place...I ain't shy.

Mud, it may require an airline ticket across the Atlantic? You get here...I'll supply the Guinness, and a not so bad singing voice (JLA will vouch for that! *L*)

J...maybe Mud should enter your IA competition! :-)

[Mudboy Slim]

"A germ of an idea...by the Sultan"

Yer full of good "germs," my FRiend.

FReegards...MUD

[stand watie]

southron bump!

[sultan88]

Sink Shays-Meehan.

There still may be hope!!

[jla]

Quit worrying there, Sultan.
I told ya...Dubya's gonna veto it!

[Snow Bunny]

Hi Sultan, thank you so much for the ping. My fingers are crossed.I feel Bush will Veto this, I guess my fear comes from so many disappoints from so many politicans...BUT Bush has been doing soooo good so far.

[Ragtime Cowgirl]

Thanks for the ping, sultan. Rush, the loveable lug, is wrong about GW, IMHO. He would be better off handling this CFR as Rummy would....simple statements of fact, "it's bogus," rather than these daily diatribes to the choir. He's disrespectful of his audience and the President. How many of us knew everything Rush has been repeating the last three days before the final vote last week? President Bush knows. Cheers.

[sultan88]

Thanks, Snow Bunny. I have been so pessimistic lately. Thanks for the "cheer up"!

[sultan88]

"Rush, the loveable lug, is wrong about GW, IMHO. He would be better off handling this CFR as Rummy would....simple statements of fact, "it's bogus," rather than these daily diatribes to the choir...."

Yes, Rush has been stirring the pot a bit. But, maybe necessary to keep pressure on from the right. Agree that the Rummy approach would be more satisfying. Thanks!

[yankhater]

And IMHO we should stick to FReepin' the classic artists like "The Mothers of Invention"

And while we are at it how about some good ole Hank Williams (the First!!) and Ernest Tubb!!

[yankhater]

Sorry I have been away a few days. Great song!!

[Mudboy Slim]

"Li Ka Shing's Buyout of Global Crossing Has National Security--and Domestic Political--Implications!!"

The House Investigative Committees need to FOCUS on on the "Axis of Evil" that includes Li Ka Shing, Global Crossing, and McAuliffe/Clinton!! Our National Security depends on it!!

FReegards...MUD

[stand watie]

don't hold your breath. you'll turn BLUE! the DIMocRATS who control the senate are ONLY interested in GOP scandals.

for dixie,sw

[Mudboy Slim]

"I told ya...Dubya's gonna veto it!"

I'm counting on it!! Once he does that, obviously, he's gotta negotiate out the Ban on Advertising Against Candidates 60 days before an election/primary. Other than that, what are some especially egregious elements of the bill that need to be renegotiated?

FReegards...MUD

[Mudboy Slim]

"Bush has been doing soooo good so far."

Yep, for the most part I heartily agree...but this is a big issue and for him to shy away from conflict on this--like he did on the Education Bill--it'd cause me to rethink how avidly I support him in the future.

FReegards...MUD