[camle]

I'm the luckiest SOB alive! My lady pays almost every time. She says it's because she makes more money, and because she doesn't drive. I think it's because she's nice

I help her on and off with her coat, open doors for her, help her sit down and walk with her up and down stairs. She says it's because I'M nice. I say it's because she deserves it, being a Lady and all...

what other folks think, I really don't gie a rat's Clinton about.

[beowolf]

I totally agree. Anyone that let's their ego get in the way of a simple calculation of 'who can afford it best' is a fool. IMO.

[Physicist]

My lady pays almost every time. She says it's because she makes more money, and because she doesn't drive. I think it's because she's nice

You are so naive. Sure, it's nice, but when a woman picks up the tab, you can be sure she's thinking of getting you-know-what in return. A guy can't be too careful of his virtue, these days. You don't want to wind up with a bad reputation, or anything!