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Airport Security, An Old Man — And A Curious Little Metal Cross
Toogood Reports ^ | January 29, 2002 | Vin Suprynowicz

Posted on 01/29/2002 6:46:52 PM PST by Starmaker

I see where the crack airport security teams who let 19 out of 19 terrorists slip through their net last Sept. 11 have been saving the republic from terror, again.

The Washington Times reported last week that airline security personnel at Phoenix's Sky Harbor International Airport stopped a suspicious looking gentleman as he tried to board an America West plane Jan. 11 on his way to attend a meeting of the National Rifle Association in Arlington, Virginia.

Searching the 86-year-old duffer, they found in his sports coat pocket a commemorative metal nail file, a dummy rifle cartridge — the kind with a hole drilled through it to show it contains no powder or primer but is instead to be used on a key chain — and the subject of this little account, a square piece of metal somewhat more than an inch across, with somewhat sharp edges.

The press widely reports that metal nail files and other instruments with blades are now prohibited in aircraft cabins under Federal Aviation Administration regulations that went into effect after the September 11 — though in fact the FAA has no power to enact any new laws through its advisory "security directives."

In this case, the 86-year-old South Dakota native explained to the crack operatives of the Fred & Ethel Mertz Security Team — soon to be sworn in as full-fledged federal employees, complete with membership cards in the federal employees union and a whopping jump in pay — that he doesn't normally travel with the little metal cross.

"I do not carry the medal around with me," Joseph J. Foss told the Times in a Jan. 18 telephone interview. "But I had it with me this time to show to cadets at the U.S. Military Academy at West Point," where he'd been a guest speaker the previous week.

Starting to get the idea this wasn't just your standard, retired Western cowboy?

Mr. Foss figures his one-way, first-class ticket, coupled with the cowboy hat and western boots he was wearing, made him seem suspicious to security personnel.

Because he wears a pacemaker, he couldn't go through a metal detector and so was told he'd have to be frisked by guards. "I had to take off my cowboy boots three times, as well as my belt and necktie. I compared the situation to bailing out to land in a foreign country," he relates.

Mr. Foss says security personnel went so far as to remove razor blades from his luggage, going beyond any known FAA directives. And they seemed to have trouble understanding his explanation about the little metal cross, which shouldn't surprise us, since it's been revealed since Sept. 11 that enormous numbers of these crack security operatives are non-citizens, whose mastery of English is spotty at best, and among whom a high school diploma is a relative rarity.

"They just didn't know what it was but they acted like I shouldn't be carrying it on," explains retired Marine Corps Gen. Joseph J. Foss, former governor of the proud state of South Dakota, former president of the National Rifle Association, and former commissioner of the old American Football League.

"I received the medal in 1943 from President Franklin Roosevelt," Gen. Foss explained to his tormentors. He received the medal after shooting down 26 enemy planes in the Pacific.

"It states all that stuff on the back of the medal," says Gen. Foss.

On the back of the medal they didn't want him to carry aboard the plane, you understand. The kind of medal that war heroes receive from the President of the United States, personally. The Medal of Honor.

"I was held up for 45 minutes while they decided what to do about the medal. I almost missed my flight, as they went back and forth," Gen. Foss relates, stressing that he would not have boarded the plane if he had been stopped from taking the medal aboard.

"I'm one of only about 140 surviving Medal of Honor recipients." Gov. Foss says. He seems to figure that gives him something to stand up for.

An FAA spokesman was unable to say whether a deactivated cartridge would be banned under federal regulations. But he told the Times reporter that airlines are allowed to impose restrictions that go beyond those of the federal agency.

Some will say, "Well, they can't make exceptions. They were just doing their jobs. Everyone has to be treated the same if we're all to be safe and secure."

But were the disarmed passengers and air crews who had no way to stop the hijackings of Sept. 11 "safe and secure"?

This is nuts. Law-abiding Americans are being systematically accustomed and acclimatized to submit to humiliating body searches anytime and anyplace the government dictates, in order to make sure we're disarmed the next time the terrorists strike. What's "safe and secure" about that?

Do the Israelis disarm in order to make themselves safer? Just the opposite — attacks on the Israeli schools stopped only when teachers and parent chaperones were issued firearms, and told to use them.

I'll tell you what would make us a whole lot safer in our skies: Spotting an 86-year-old Marine Medal of Honor winner in line about to board one of our planes, security personnel should have approached him, asked if he still felt steady enough of eye and hand to help out, and then handed him a loaded Colt .45 and asked if he'd be willing to carry it at the ready for the duration of his flight.

What's that? If they'd done that with retired Marine Corps Gen. Joseph J. Foss, Medal of Honor winner, they'd have to do it with everyone?

Well, yes. Precisely. Because, you see, a well-armed citizenry — practiced in the use of their arms — being necessary to the security of a free country, the right of individual Americans to keep and bear their arms of military usefulness — anytime, anywhere — shall never be infringed.

And that's not just a proposal. It's the highest law of the land.


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1 posted on 01/29/2002 6:46:52 PM PST by Starmaker
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To: Starmaker
I feel so much better knowing that the Fred and Ethel Mertz Detective Agency are on the airport security. Let's see if I can figure out where their top crack agents are posted...hmmmmmmmm....thumbing through rosters....Oh, yes...here are their heads of security

Los Angeles International Airport: Top Cat and his gang.
Chicago O'Hare: Deputy Droop-A-Long
Dallas/Ft. Worth: Yippee, Yappee and Yahooey
New York La Guardia: Officer Dibble
San Francisco International: The Ant Hill Mob
Newark Airport: Dastardly and Muttley and the Vulture Squadron
New York Kennedy Airport: Punkin' Puss
Boston Logan: Elmer Fudd
Reagan National Airport: Yosemite Sam
Miami International: Secret Squirrel and Morocco Mole
Eppley Field, Omaha: Snooper and Blabber
Las Vegas International: Quick Draw McGraw
Dulles International: Huckleberry Hound

...that's what I can determine so far. Though I'm told Mushmouse is a prime candidate to head up security at San Diego's airport...
3 posted on 01/29/2002 6:53:55 PM PST by BluesDuke
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To: Starmaker
"They just didn't know what it was but they acted like I shouldn't be carrying it on," explains retired Marine Corps Gen. Joseph J. Foss, former governor of the proud state of South Dakota, former president of the National Rifle Association, and former commissioner of the old American Football League.

None of these reporters do their homework. Foss left the Marine Corps following WWII and helped start the South Dakota Air National Guard. He was recalled to active duty with the Air Force during the Korean War and then returned to the South Dakota Air National Guard when he was promoted to Brigadier General. Former Marine, yes. Retired Marine General, no.

4 posted on 01/29/2002 7:13:07 PM PST by SMEDLEYBUTLER
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To: BluesDuke
An FAA spokesman was unable to say whether a deactivated cartridge would be banned under federal regulations. But he told the Times reporter that airlines are allowed to impose restrictions that go beyond those of the federal agency.

That's an interesting quote there. That is indeed the case with the present private security screeners who work for the airlines. When they are federalized will they be able to "go beyond" federal regulations? Can your local policeman enforce Walmart (just one example) policy that "goes beyond" your city ordinances, state and federal laws while he's working as a city employee? Will the new federal screeners be held to a strict list of items rather than making it up as they go?

5 posted on 01/29/2002 7:13:34 PM PST by FreedomCalls
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To: FreedomCalls
When they are federalized will they be able to "go beyond" federal regulations?

You don't really need me to answer that, do you? ;)
6 posted on 01/29/2002 7:29:05 PM PST by BluesDuke
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To: FreedomCalls
That's a good point. I've been wondering about it every time they search me.
7 posted on 01/29/2002 8:53:18 PM PST by no-s
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To: Starmaker
Four years ago I was not allowed to carry as part of a tool box a hammer onto a plane in Houston Texas, However, a month later in Tucson I went through with a 67 cal. blackpowder cannon complete with fuse and balls in pocket!

I not only cleared once but twice in Tucson because I went down the wrong ternimal wing and once in Ontario at Skyharbor. Each time the screener said "Nice cannon" and two of them actually followed that up with could you please turn on your beeper for me and my computer!

The humiliation of receiving a Metal of Honor and being treated by these folks like he has no reason to bring on board his metal is obsurd!

That is why on the dashboard of my car is my 44cal. pistol with the following on the back window "Flag Waving, Bible Believing, Gun Carrying, AMERICAN" - and yes I live in California and drive 123 miles round trip to work each day. fconcepts@lasercom.net

8 posted on 01/30/2002 11:30:07 AM PST by Cosmologist
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feel that airport security is absolutely incompetent and unnecessary at its current level. I feel that personal safety has not increased much. Our privacy, however, has been seriously violated.

To give an example, a friend of mine recently travelled from Denver to Salt Lake. Everything within her luggage was thoroughly examined by a careless officer. She had within her luggage temple clothes. She tried to explain to him that they were sacred religious clothing and they were not dangerous and it would not be necessary to expose them.

The officer threatened to bar her from the flight if she would not allow the search. This officer carelessly pulled them out bit by bit exposing them to everyone.

Is this right?

Is this the kind of security that we want?

Where do we draw the line between security and freedom?

While they think that they are protecting America, they are destroying the basic rights that this nation was founded upon.

It's time that we stop this before it gets out of hand.

What's next?

Federal Officers in Malls?

9 posted on 02/02/2002 9:57:24 PM PST by BlueMoose
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