Oh Grannie-san
He's so soignee
And rarely does he
Come out to play
Oh Grannie-san
He's catnip too
You met him first
And he loves you
'Tis sad for Goody
A Life at sea
With "lil Freddy
Was meant to be
sniffle...sob..sigh
He loves all women, not just me,
he'll gladly take you to the sea..
For me and Palo, we did share,
so one more Good wench we can bear.
Of course you must remember dear,
I'm like first mate, and have his ear..