Who left the dimensional door open?

News Center (Online) ^ | 1/29/02 | Unknown

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Telepathic Football Threatens Chilean Teens

VILLA SAN RAFAEL, Chile (Wireless Flash) -- Forget Bigfoot or the Mothman. The newest paranormal creature is a four-legged football.

Believe it or not, a creature matching that exact description has been sighted threatening teenagers in Villa San Rafael, Chile.

Researchers at the Calama UFO Center in Chile claim the mysterious menace has wings, a face like a large bulldog and is "shaped like a rugby football with legs."

Paranormal researcher Dr. Virgilio Sanchez-Ocejo isn't sure if the creature is one of those goat-sucking chupacabras, but admits both animals telepathically communicate with humans.

The winged football is just one of hundreds of strange creatures that have been terrorizing Chile since 1999 and Dr. Sanchez-Ocejo suspects the mysterious beings are entering Chile through a dimensional doorway.

[GoodyBrown]

Concubine-san...I am almost finished with my song...hang on.

[GoodyBrown]

IMing...Chinese dynasty Not sino-chef like habs said. So much misinformation...

[GoodyBrown]

'sobbing...

Oh Grannie-san
He's so soignee
And rarely does he
Come out to play

Oh Grannie-san
He's catnip too
You met him first
And he loves you

'Tis sad for Goody
A Life at sea
With "lil Freddy
Was meant to be

sniffle...sob..sigh

[GoodyBrown]

bbl

[palo verde]

fofl Goody you're a riot
Karen, my lesbian neighbor, began her yard sale
I can't believe I just bought her mom's elegant bridge set
I haven't played cards since I played Black Jack
on Ceil Pollack's dinette table in Flushing
with Myrna, Jane, and Carol
I have no idea what I will use elegant bridge set for
(table and 4 folding chairs)
Love, Palo

[palo verde]

hi grlfrnd
''Giselle'' is my favorite too
altho I once saw Maria Tallchief in ''Firebird'' which was wonderful
and I saw that Russian ballerina, Galina Ulanova
doin' ''dying swan''
which was SOME experience
I love ballet
Love, Palo

[Fred Mertz]

I don't get the lil' Freddy bit???

[palo verde]

hi westy
grlfrind is ballerina
good thing ac educated you 'bout ballet
now you can talk ballet with grlfrnd
Love, Palo

[palo verde]

fofl habs mislead you when he said IMing is chinese food
it is bein' blabbermouth on Instant Messenger
that's where I found out 'bout habs' green silk pyjamas
Love, Palo

[palo verde]

lol fred
maybe Goody is sighing over you?
Love, Palo

[palo verde]

time to go swimmin'
our days are in 80s now
but nights are still cold
c u l8r
Love, Palo

[palo verde]

left-wing helen would murder me if she ever read this thread
she likes to be seen as brilliant intellectual
Love, Palo

[grannie9]

Do not cry dear Goody Brown,
he's oh so fair, he'll go around.

He loves all women, not just me,
he'll gladly take you to the sea..

For me and Palo, we did share,
so one more Good wench we can bear.

Of course you must remember dear,
I'm like first mate, and have his ear..

[acnielsen guy]

Is there nothing of my honour that you won't expose??My trust, and that email you so generorsly quoted, has been been shattered.Why, oh why, couldn't Isabella have sent you up Amazonia??

True habs I have not been as circumspect as I ought … and every one of us have bad patches in our lives when the wenches do not, like ripe fruit, fall into our loving arms. It is as though Lysistrata and her Athenians did advise the sisterhood and there seems to be a famine in the land. Of nubile wenches and even those well stuck in years to bring comfort to the lads. At times like these when even princes like your self are suffering from the shortage of opportunities to spread your love around.

This too will pass but in the mean while in these times of drought one must resort to other means to fill our empty beds. Then imitate the action of the tiger. Stiffen the sinews, summon up the blood. Disguise fair nature with hard-favour'd rage and seek the creatures where they nest.

The which you did, you email proves my point, but Toronto and Winnipeg have yielded poor results not a nibble on the hook. - So I, in the spirit of good neighborliness and understanding the seriousness of your situation sought only to bring you temporary misfortune to the attention of the good ladies on the thread. To let them know that no matter what their mirror says, you were and are a firm believer in equal opportunity for their sex. Maybe you have received some comfort on IM but the activity in the mailboxes is at an all time low.

There is one more chance my good colonial friend - Nanookie (sp) of the north – I understand the Eskimos share their ladies with strangers to their igloos and let them laugh together. It is worth a try.

PS . Isabella would have sent me post haste to hell if she could for to her I am an English pirate.

[acnielsen guy]

Yes palo Giselle is my favorite ballet I first saw it sitting on the steps of the vomitorium in Covent Garden the lead was Alicia Markova and Anton Dolan. I have seen it several times since then.

[Darksheare]

Reminds me of my little stay at wonderful Fort Sill.
Made a belly flop on top of one of those little ear shaped cacti with the three inch thorns.
Kinda hard to stay serious during training when you see a short guy jump up from inside some shrubbery and start yelling.

[palo verde]

lol ac
nanookie of the north is prolly hidin' out
he was so encouraged for his Garden match with you when you were nowhere to be seen
habs, buck up, you can take him
clearly his sense of geography
(thinking New York is next to Florida)
comes from readin' the world map on his concubine's tush
cheri, you are man of the world
you are friends with naked canadian sportswriter thrown out of Salt Lake City hotel
Love, Palo

[palo verde]

lol Darksheare those catci with the 3 inch thorns are the worst
they have a sweet friendly name (I can't remember it now)
which is totally misleading
they are nicknamed jumpin' cactus cause if you even pass by one, it will jump out at you and stick you
if you landed on one of those, you deserve a medal for bravery
Love, Palo

[palo verde]

Reminds me of my little stay at wonderful Fort Sill

lol, you are funny
Love, Palo

[palo verde]

lol ac you have grannie to back you up and you don't need any help
all habs has is me
we are team
habs, remember you told us you are love machine in your green silk pjs
go get 'im tiger
when I know Darksheare better I'll try to enlist him for our side
if he jumped out of airplane and landed on a cholla patch (that is its real name)
he will help us take on this erudite continental
(westy can't help cause he never took ballet lessons)
Love, Palo