Who left the dimensional door open?

News Center (Online) ^ | 1/29/02 | Unknown

[scouse]

Telepathic Football Threatens Chilean Teens

VILLA SAN RAFAEL, Chile (Wireless Flash) -- Forget Bigfoot or the Mothman. The newest paranormal creature is a four-legged football.

Believe it or not, a creature matching that exact description has been sighted threatening teenagers in Villa San Rafael, Chile.

Researchers at the Calama UFO Center in Chile claim the mysterious menace has wings, a face like a large bulldog and is "shaped like a rugby football with legs."

Paranormal researcher Dr. Virgilio Sanchez-Ocejo isn't sure if the creature is one of those goat-sucking chupacabras, but admits both animals telepathically communicate with humans.

The winged football is just one of hundreds of strange creatures that have been terrorizing Chile since 1999 and Dr. Sanchez-Ocejo suspects the mysterious beings are entering Chile through a dimensional doorway.

[scouse]

a face like a large bulldog and is "shaped like a rugby football with legs."

Rosie O'Donnell does not have wings......does she?

[newgeezer]

Who invited Art Bell to the party?

[isthisnickcool]

Haven't thought of my ex-wife in years. That's her for sure. Just feed her some money and she will go away.

[FormerLib]

ping

[stanz]

Researchers at the Calama UFO Center in Chile claim the mysterious menace has wings, a face like a large bulldog and is "shaped like a rugby football with legs."

Methinks the researchers have been inhaling.

[My2Cents]

Forward thread to Agent Mulder.

[NativeNewYorker]

There was an old Fantastic Four comic where something fitting this description came through a dimensional door that had been left ajar.

[techcor]

I think it takes more than inhaling for this one. Maybe peyote buttons considering where it's at.

[aomagrat]

Our plan is working perfectly!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[stanz]

Next thing, they'll be writing books and publishing under the name "Castaneda."

[randog]

Dr. Sanchez-Ocejo suspects the mysterious beings are entering Chile through a dimensional doorway.

Well, that does it for me. If the good doctor says so then it must be so.

[Doctor Doom]

"That dang ole thing took my best sniff hound and probed me somethin' fierce."

[Ken H]

Absolutely right.

It wouldn't be on the internet if it weren't true.

[boris]

"The newest paranormal creature is a four-legged football."

Just in time for Super Bowl.

--Boris

[boris]

"Telepathic Football Threatens Chilean Teens"

A wonderful headline. I am reminded of the classic, "Headless Body Found in Topless Bar."

--Boris

[RightWhale]

What is it named? Chupacabra, bigfoot, Nessie, they all have names.

[techcor]

Come to think of it "The Simpsons" did a better version of that with the "insanity peppers" from .... aw, crud.. can't remember from where... hope I haven't got drain bramage.

[MrB]

What is it named?

I'd vote for "Rugbycabra".

[RogueIsland]

[section9]

Dimensional door, eh? Tell it to the Totoro!

Be Seeing You,

Chris