Who left the dimensional door open?

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[scouse]

Telepathic Football Threatens Chilean Teens

VILLA SAN RAFAEL, Chile (Wireless Flash) -- Forget Bigfoot or the Mothman. The newest paranormal creature is a four-legged football.

Believe it or not, a creature matching that exact description has been sighted threatening teenagers in Villa San Rafael, Chile.

Researchers at the Calama UFO Center in Chile claim the mysterious menace has wings, a face like a large bulldog and is "shaped like a rugby football with legs."

Paranormal researcher Dr. Virgilio Sanchez-Ocejo isn't sure if the creature is one of those goat-sucking chupacabras, but admits both animals telepathically communicate with humans.

The winged football is just one of hundreds of strange creatures that have been terrorizing Chile since 1999 and Dr. Sanchez-Ocejo suspects the mysterious beings are entering Chile through a dimensional doorway.

[VadeRetro]

My alien master wants me to make fun of this thread so here goes. A rugby football with legs? What's the matter with American football?

[Noumenon]

That is not dead which
can eternal lie,
And with strange aeons
even death may die.
-- Abdul Alhazred: Al Azif

Ph'hglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh Wgah'nagl fhtagn

Yeah - what that bad mofo said...

[stanz]

Sorry...can't help ya out with that one.

[Justa]

Chupafoozball

[WhyisaTexasgirlinPA]

....dimensional door that had been left ajar....

So, which is it, a door or a jar?

[WhyisaTexasgirlinPA]

Ya'll have any creatures like this in Georgia?

[palo verde]

fofl at all these posts
I don't believe the winged football is real but listeners have been calling up Art Bell to say they are starting to see thunderbirds again
(a Native American from Oklahoma called in to report this the other night and said his dad saw it too)
I think this could be true
Love, Palo

[MUDDOG]

“There is so much yet to learn, so much to see and marvel at."

--Reed Richards

[Calvin Locke]

Was just listening to Art Bell I recorded last night. He has some guy Hutchinson on that claims to do weird phyical things things with Tesla coils and Van der Graf generators.

A caller challenged the videos (Bell always pushes his site) saying the looked like Hollywood upside-down special effects.

Either that or the dreaded H.A.A.R.P. project has been running looking for OBL or nuclear material, but opened the door.

Come to thing of it, the drummer from the Doors was in Boston last week pushing a book.

[NativeNewYorker]

Big smile. :)

[boris]

It's the Hounds of Tindalos that keep bothering me. With all the baying, I can't sleep...

Oh well, I guess I'll read another chapter of The King in Yellow...

--Boris

[SeeRushToldU_So]

Why do these things attack backwards third world drug producing cesspools for a country? Is  there no one else worthy to be "enlightened" but the these coke heads?

[WhyisaTexasgirlinPA]

Although I do not have really cool colored fonts like you, lol, I do think you have a point there!

Perhaps they are imbibing some local roots/berries that cause hallucinations?

[palo verde]

Hi MUDDOG
I heard that in Mexico City sightings of UFOs are reported in the papers
but here in USA they are not reported
In March of '97 a UFO the size of a football field moved slowly over the city of Phoenix, AZ
and eveyone who was looking up saw it
people coming home from work got out of their car to watch it
children chased it down the street
but the newspapers did not even mention it -- till Gov Symington dressed up as an alien to make a joke about it
Love, Palo

[palo verde]

Hi Westy
where is the lake (is it in Canada?) where they have sighted the same sea monster as in Loch Ness Scotland?
Love, Palo

[HowlinglyMind-BendingAbsurdity]

Chupafootball? LOL! That one for the encyclopedias of cryptozoology.

[palo verde]

Hi chickita
Here in Tucson when I used to lie on my outside couch and watch the stars at night, I did see a star suddenly move at right angles from where it was
It would stay there half an hour and then do it again
When I began to read the UFO literature in the public library, I came across the expression ''traveling stars''
I figure what I saw must have been a ''ship''
Love, Palo

[palo verde]

hi oki
many people took videos of the UFO seen over Phoenix (they were shown on access TV here in Tucson)
what is interesting is I saw the 6 lights
they would blink on and off and make patterns
it is similar to what was described seen in that area of CA where you used to live
Love, Palo

[westmex]

Hi Sweetie...The lake with Ogopogo is in British Columbia, Canada...

[palo verde]

hi habs
falling off a canoe into a glacier lake in Canada is not considered an encounter of the third kind
you only spent 30 seconds in the lake
and instantly headed for the Chateau's Bar and Grill
to try to get your teeth to stop chattering
-- unless it was the same lake where Westy said the sea monster lives?
Love, Palo