Posted on 01/29/2002 10:45:19 AM PST by scouse
Telepathic Football Threatens Chilean Teens
VILLA SAN RAFAEL, Chile (Wireless Flash) -- Forget Bigfoot or the Mothman. The newest paranormal creature is a four-legged football.
Believe it or not, a creature matching that exact description has been sighted threatening teenagers in Villa San Rafael, Chile.
Researchers at the Calama UFO Center in Chile claim the mysterious menace has wings, a face like a large bulldog and is "shaped like a rugby football with legs."
Paranormal researcher Dr. Virgilio Sanchez-Ocejo isn't sure if the creature is one of those goat-sucking chupacabras, but admits both animals telepathically communicate with humans.
The winged football is just one of hundreds of strange creatures that have been terrorizing Chile since 1999 and Dr. Sanchez-Ocejo suspects the mysterious beings are entering Chile through a dimensional doorway.
How now - Mistress Goody – you bring posies to ward off the stench of death and disease or do you bring it in your wake to haunt poor sailors on the seas. You seek to scare my superstitious crew with your sortilege.Know you then O spirit of the wilis that I was from my mother's womb untimely ripped and am impervious to your sorcery.
Though I like your threads.
O grannie have faith in him that holds you in his breast
Cast away your fears
I simple covered her backside
and wiped away her tears
grannie have faith in him that holds you in his arms
do not lose your head
Your Captain met her wiles with smiles
And got not into her bed
Goody is an actress who played the naïve girl
unable to read with profundity
I told her what was needful for women was
Innocence, silence, obedience and fecundity
Goody's vapours and her silks manipulated your Capt'n dear
and hinted at a gift
Twas then your Capt'n knew the game
Designed to cause a rift
Twixt you and your brave Capt' Sa'
T'was trickery, I realized with fury
I declined and explained to her
you would do me grievous injury
Your AC, wench has proven once again
He's a Capt'n proud and fine
Wench Goody or all her wiles failed
to part him from his concubine.
O grannie have faith in him that holds you to his breast
Not knowing will drive you to the pit
Your Capt'n has sailed a course both straight and true
There is no need to spit.
Hit it boys!
I love java sweet and hot,
Whoops, Mister Moto, I'm a coffee pot
(yeah) You shoot me the pot, and I'll pour me a shot,
A cup, a cup, a cup, 'an dat zat!
Waiter, waiter percolator
I love the Java Jive an' it loves me!
My dear Freddie ~ Mistress Goody with Wili mein,
Thy pirate heart beguiling,
...now sobbing and now smiling,
Did she undo thee?
Dear Freddie ~ Forget as she forgets.
This fairest of coquettes.
...believe her not!
Or trust her to your...sorrow
Miami UFO Center
By Jaime Ferrer Calama
UFO Center
1-18-2
Two of the young teenagers, Jean F. and Nelson C, who are residents of one of the parcels of the central area of Villa San Rafael, described a chilling experience that they went through last Saturday, 12 of January of this year (2002) at approximately 11:45 PM.
It all began when Jean noticed that his pet snake escaped from its cage. His friend Nelson noticed it was gone, so they began looking for it outside among the rubble of the parcel. They recall how half an hour before, their two dogs strangely began to howl and cry; however, it did not seem to be important at that point in time.
They searched for the pet snake together when suddenly, at about 30 meters from where they stood, they saw what appeared to be a stray dog. They immediately picked up rocks to throw at it to avoid an attack. However, to their surprise, the animal stood there, motionless and fearless; it did not get scared nor it ran away as ordinary dogs normally do.
Shortly afterwards, the strange animal began to move towards them. The movements it made as it walked were very strange. It used two legs at a time. It made very small and short leaps like a rabbit. Suddenly, it stopped and it stood up on two legs.
The teenagers then began to feel some kind of energy. "It was like an electrical shock in the stomach," they said. It later walked again (upright) making a loud dragging noise, making small leaps and only moving one of its legs. They thought that it might have been hurt after they threw rocks at it.
They noticed the weird shape of the animal. "It was like a rugby football with legs," one of them said. Jean began to feel frightened and started to move away from the animal. On the other hand, Nelson felt a strange need to get closer to creature; he got as close as 2 meters away from it. The animal appeared to emit a strange luminosity that apparently, was bright enough to light a small area around the animal in spite of the nighttime darkness of the place.
Nelson was mesmerized as he stared at such strange-looking animal. He remembers a detailed description of it. According to him, its head was like the one of a large dog and it had a flat nose like a bulldog. Its eyes were slanted and pale-red in color, which could only be seen when the creature turned its head from side to side like small lizards do.
At that moment, Nelson claims that he heard a voice in his head saying, "Don't stare, just run away."
They provided further descriptions of the alleged animal. Its ears were flat, round and large. Its arms were short, they had elbows and the hands had three fingers. It had hair like the one on a wild pig. Its legs were like the ones from a goat. The feet had also three fingers and a membrane like ducks, but somewhat shorter. He does not recall seeing nails because the grass was covering the tip of the fingers.
On its curved back, they were able to notice a spinal section covered with amounts of even thicker hair. According to the teenagers, the "thicker" hairs grew in small separated sections or groups down the spinal area and they pointed downwards. Most of the hair of the animal was gray, but the tail had a white tip. The tail appeared to be three times thicker than the one on a dog but it was very short; it was about 5 centimeters in length.
Nelson finally fled, terrified, from the area. He also described how he felt an inexplicable bone-chilling cold sensation. Finally, the teens returned home and did not want to go back to take a second look at the creature. These testimonies were taken separately from the teenagers, and yet, both accounts concurred entirely.
Jaime Ferrer R. Calama UFO Center
Note: The last names of the eyewitnesses are not being revealed in order to protect their privacy.
On another note, we just received word that some of Jaime Ferrer's work is mentioned in the book "Mothman and Other Curious Encounters" by criptozoologist Loren Coleman. ********************************************
The telepathic connection, the emission of a personal glowing light source, the funky body design (everything but the kitchen sink) ......Sherlock Holmes would conclude that this creature is a mistaken genetic engineering freakazoid created by the boys upstairs (nephilim - you pick the term fallen angels?) and turned loose downstairs as a practical joke, a warning of their infinite grace and power or maybe heavenly case of "who let the cat out?"
...but who let the cat out:)
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