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Who left the dimensional door open?
News Center (Online) ^ | 1/29/02 | Unknown

Posted on 01/29/2002 10:45:19 AM PST by scouse

Telepathic Football Threatens Chilean Teens

VILLA SAN RAFAEL, Chile (Wireless Flash) -- Forget Bigfoot or the Mothman. The newest paranormal creature is a four-legged football.

Believe it or not, a creature matching that exact description has been sighted threatening teenagers in Villa San Rafael, Chile.

Researchers at the Calama UFO Center in Chile claim the mysterious menace has wings, a face like a large bulldog and is "shaped like a rugby football with legs."

Paranormal researcher Dr. Virgilio Sanchez-Ocejo isn't sure if the creature is one of those goat-sucking chupacabras, but admits both animals telepathically communicate with humans.

The winged football is just one of hundreds of strange creatures that have been terrorizing Chile since 1999 and Dr. Sanchez-Ocejo suspects the mysterious beings are entering Chile through a dimensional doorway.


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To: palo verde
Good Night, dear Palo
3,021 posted on 02/28/2002 10:20:37 PM PST by GoodyBrown
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To: Slip18
If you find out, please let me know...
Westy...
3,022 posted on 02/28/2002 10:21:18 PM PST by westmex
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To: My2Cents
Forward thread to Agent Mulder.

Nah, better go with Scully. Or Doggitt (sp) or Reyes. And if you want to reach any of 'em, best do it before May. :(

MM

3,023 posted on 02/28/2002 10:22:04 PM PST by MississippiMan
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To: GoodyBrown
I ask softly once again would cette Spit-La lie? But I am faint that you would mention...lagniappe

Dear lady I am beside myself with puzzlement, are you suggesting that your noble upstanding Captain has offered lagniappe for favors. To whom and for what O enigmatic child of nature.

3,024 posted on 02/28/2002 10:23:00 PM PST by acnielsen guy
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To: acnielsen guy
My dear Freddie...O how could I have made such a couthless mistake. I must away to my silken louis 16th chambre and bid you adieu no,.... a bientot
3,025 posted on 02/28/2002 10:29:55 PM PST by GoodyBrown
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To: acnielsen guy;palo verde;okimhere;OneidaM;grannie9;tomkat;GoodyBrown;habs4ever;yall
The lights are out...
The nite lite lit..
And a good day to all...
I'm off to beddy bye...
See ya mañana..with luck..
Happy Birthday habs..lol
...Westy...
3,026 posted on 02/28/2002 10:59:58 PM PST by westmex
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To: GoodyBrown;grannie9
O how could I have made such a couthless mistake

It was not you, my little avaricious bird of paradise, but I that made the mistake; or rather your subtlety did confound this simple sailor. You must forgive me for appearing so unmoved by your plight for it is lo these many years that I have paid for congress of the sort you have in mind. I should have realized that tatting would scarcely cover your gossamer silks let alone your acajou mouchete and I am not unmindful of the expense for the upkeep of your silken Louis 16th chambre d'amour.

The truth dear demimonde my heart is held in thrall by another who would do me grievous injury should word of dalliances be bruited on the thread.

3,027 posted on 02/28/2002 11:23:04 PM PST by acnielsen guy
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To: westmex; palo verde; grannie9; goodybrown; habs4ever; acnielsen guy;
Well I got thinking here(THAT in itself is dangerous)....The Ides of March are upon us....as is Habs' Birthday...a coinky dink???? I THINK NOT!!!!!!!!!!!
3,028 posted on 03/01/2002 4:17:25 AM PST by Neets
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To: palo verde
Hi palo,
No I don't really have a B & B,

I do have a T & T; Tarp and Toast.

Bring your own sleeping bag....

:o)

3,029 posted on 03/01/2002 4:46:47 AM PST by MrMiteE
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To: Habs4ever
Happy Birthday Habs!

It must be terrific to be only 27 years old.

3,030 posted on 03/01/2002 5:25:53 AM PST by grannie9
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To: OneidaM
LOL
3,031 posted on 03/01/2002 5:26:55 AM PST by grannie9
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To: grannie9
What time does Mr. Habs de la lazzie faire usually get up and outta his green silk pjs' and grace us with his presence?? I am holding his B'day greeting for when he shows up...but I do hope it's before I leave to my primping appt.
3,032 posted on 03/01/2002 5:48:12 AM PST by Neets
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To: OneidaM
I suppose the time Habs goes to bed, has a lot do do with what time he gets up... Being youthful and single may have a lot to do with this... Boys just like to have fun....
3,033 posted on 03/01/2002 5:53:27 AM PST by grannie9
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To: grannie9
...and girls just wanna have fun too...(especially THIS one).

I stayed up later (much later) than Habs did last night...and I AM HERE...I think maybe aging is roughter on the boys than on us girls....LOL.

3,034 posted on 03/01/2002 5:56:42 AM PST by Neets
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To: OneidaM
Maybe so Oneida, but this old woman really feels her years this morning... I am starting to get partied out.. ;)
3,035 posted on 03/01/2002 6:06:34 AM PST by grannie9
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To: Habs4ever
Can't wait around much longer for the birthday boy to get his ole bones outta his green silky pj's and show up here...so this Bulls for you babe!!!!!!!!


3,036 posted on 03/01/2002 6:18:30 AM PST by Neets
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To: acnielsen guy
Oh Capt'n, oh Capt'n who champs at the "bit." Dear Capt'n, Dear Capt'n, beware of my spit.

I have perfect aim.. as you surely well know, and can split my spit, for a sound double blow..

So Miss Goody Two Shoes and you should beware, not to tread on this wench, only play if you dare...

For under the banner of "come one come all", my Capt'n may founder, when the Siren's do call..

3,037 posted on 03/01/2002 6:28:16 AM PST by grannie9
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To: habs4ever

3,038 posted on 03/01/2002 8:12:33 AM PST by I_Love_My_Husband
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To: acnielsen guy
Dear Pirate AC

My Dear Freddie
..whispering ..Mistress Goody holds your posies wrapped in grape vines to her crimsoning cheek and dreams of the sea.

Though wrench Goody knows with equal ease how to vex and how to please, your pirate heart belongs to another - cette Gran-la.

Rising weakly, Goody, posies falling from her tiny starfish fingers, flies weightlessly away leaving only the scent of...sortilege

3,039 posted on 03/01/2002 9:21:28 AM PST by GoodyBrown
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To: grlfrnd; habs4ever;palo verde;all
Good Morning all. bblt
Habs You have mail:)
3,040 posted on 03/01/2002 9:26:39 AM PST by GoodyBrown
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