Posted on 01/29/2002 10:45:19 AM PST by scouse
Telepathic Football Threatens Chilean Teens
VILLA SAN RAFAEL, Chile (Wireless Flash) -- Forget Bigfoot or the Mothman. The newest paranormal creature is a four-legged football.
Believe it or not, a creature matching that exact description has been sighted threatening teenagers in Villa San Rafael, Chile.
Researchers at the Calama UFO Center in Chile claim the mysterious menace has wings, a face like a large bulldog and is "shaped like a rugby football with legs."
Paranormal researcher Dr. Virgilio Sanchez-Ocejo isn't sure if the creature is one of those goat-sucking chupacabras, but admits both animals telepathically communicate with humans.
The winged football is just one of hundreds of strange creatures that have been terrorizing Chile since 1999 and Dr. Sanchez-Ocejo suspects the mysterious beings are entering Chile through a dimensional doorway.
Nah, better go with Scully. Or Doggitt (sp) or Reyes. And if you want to reach any of 'em, best do it before May. :(
MM
Dear lady I am beside myself with puzzlement, are you suggesting that your noble upstanding Captain has offered lagniappe for favors. To whom and for what O enigmatic child of nature.
It was not you, my little avaricious bird of paradise, but I that made the mistake; or rather your subtlety did confound this simple sailor. You must forgive me for appearing so unmoved by your plight for it is lo these many years that I have paid for congress of the sort you have in mind. I should have realized that tatting would scarcely cover your gossamer silks let alone your acajou mouchete and I am not unmindful of the expense for the upkeep of your silken Louis 16th chambre d'amour.
The truth dear demimonde my heart is held in thrall by another who would do me grievous injury should word of dalliances be bruited on the thread.
I do have a T & T; Tarp and Toast.
Bring your own sleeping bag....
:o)
I stayed up later (much later) than Habs did last night...and I AM HERE...I think maybe aging is roughter on the boys than on us girls....LOL.
I have perfect aim.. as you surely well know, and can split my spit, for a sound double blow..
So Miss Goody Two Shoes and you should beware, not to tread on this wench, only play if you dare...
For under the banner of "come one come all", my Capt'n may founder, when the Siren's do call..
My Dear Freddie
..whispering ..Mistress Goody holds your posies wrapped in grape vines to her crimsoning cheek and dreams of the sea.
Though wrench Goody knows with equal ease how to vex and how to please, your pirate heart belongs to another - cette Gran-la.
Rising weakly, Goody, posies falling from her tiny starfish fingers, flies weightlessly away leaving only the scent of...sortilege
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