"We've got to cover that gosh doggitty Washington Monument before somebody takes a picture. Phallic architecture is the work of Satan.""We've got to cover that gosh doggitty Washington Monument before somebody takes a picture. Phallic architecture is the work of Satan." JMO, but don't leave your day job to become a comedian. Paranoid "humor" doesn't sell these days, except to ACLU types.
"Pee-puhl, pee-puhl - do we want that kind of thing in our town?"
"(Oh, and someone stole my jacket at last week's Inter-Faith meeting.")