[Dane]

"We've got to cover that gosh doggitty Washington Monument before somebody takes a picture. Phallic architecture is the work of Satan."

JMO, but don't leave your day job to become a comedian. Paranoid "humor" doesn't sell these days, except to ACLU types.

[Wm Bach]

Paranoid "humor" doesn't sell these days, except to ACLU types.

I'll defer to your personal knowledge of the ACLU market. Is that why you switched to collecting cans? 'Cause I can tell you right now the art critic thing isn't panning out for you either.