Free Republic
Browse · Search
News/Activism
Topics · Post Article

Skip to comments.

CAMP X-RAY CLOTHES TEST: ONE HOUR IN HELL (Boo hoo gag)
The Mirror (U.K.) ^ | 01/22/2002 | Stephen Moyes

Posted on 01/22/2002 2:04:36 PM PST by Pokey78

THE darkness filled me with fear. The silence was deafening. And the tight manacles made my limbs ache.

But I couldn't shout for help - for under the blacked-out goggles and swathed in a suffocating orange boiler suit, I could not speak, smell, hear or touch.

My 60 minutes as a captive seemed to drag on for ever. But at least I knew I would soon shed the prison clothing and go free, unlike the al-Qaeda suspects locked behind razor wire at the US base in Guantanamo Bay, Cuba.

Captive: Stephen Moyes

The Mirror yesterday re-created the barbaric conditions in which America is keeping its prisoners - and I wasn't prepared for the shock.

My blindfolded eyes refused to adjust to the dark void that engulfed me. I was instantly disorientated. It was terrifyingly claustrophobic. I couldn't even grope in the dark, for my gloved hands were clamped in metal handcuffs and my arms locked in position.

At first, my degrading uniform just felt uncomfortable, the handcuffs and straps around my head an irritating, numbing pain. But soon it became agonising. I could sense my eyes watering, sweat gathering on my brow. My limbs went dead.

I gasped for air as I tried to breathe through my nose. I told myself not to panic. All I could smell was the nauseating material of the surgical mask. And I knew my moans of discomfort went unheard.

Large ear-muffs ensured that I couldn't hear the faintest sound. Only crouching close to the ground seemed to ease the feeling of total isolation.

With just flip-flops on my feet, I flinched when someone trod on me. I felt utterly alone. I could have been there for 30 minutes - or three hours.

It was a blessed relief when my handcuffs were released at last and my attire removed. The harsh glare of light blinded me. For a few minutes, I didn't know where I was. Conversation deafened me.

But at least I was free - unlike the 100-plus terror suspects now being held in basic conditions at Camp X-ray. Their life must be a living hell.

HOOD

Designed to keep the surgical mask and goggles firmly in place. It also helps to prevent identification between the prisoners. Poor visibility makes escape or an attack on guards a virtual impossibility. Hot and stifling for wearer.

EAR MUFFLERS

These rule out holding a conversation, so no news or ideas can be exchanged between the prisoners. Lack of hearing also causes disorientation and makes it impossible to respond to guards' commands.

BLINDFOLD

With blacked-out goggles, there is no chance to see where other prisoners are or the layout of the jail. They destroy any chance of escape. No eye contact is possible between prisoners. Could harm sight in the long term.

FACE MASK

No chance of men exchanging advice or raising morale. No religious teachings can be passed on. Makes recognition of prisoners difficult. Rules out risk of biting a guard. Causes claustrophobia and could lead to breathing problems.

BOILER SUIT

Stiff all-in-one uniform greatly restricts ease of movement. There are no pockets or zips - which might have been useful to hide weapons. No belt, which could be used as a weapon. Prisoner could overheat, causing exhaustion.

HANDCUFFS

Hands are tightly clamped together to rule out any chance of an attack on guards. Cuffs also prevent writing and hand signs. Objects cannot be picked up or used as missiles. Long periods of use cause bruising or cuts to wrists.

FLIP-FLOPS

Nowhere to hide a weapon. Too flimsy to kick a guard. Unsuitable for running away in. Can cause bruising if not fitted properly.


TOPICS: Editorial; Foreign Affairs
KEYWORDS:
Navigation: use the links below to view more comments.
first previous 1-2021-4041-6061-70 next last
To: Pokey78
"And the cells could certainly use some curtains, they're soooo drab and tacky!"

WHAT A POOFTER!

21 posted on 01/22/2002 2:32:19 PM PST by Roscoe Karns
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies]

To: Pokey78
It actually sounds kind of comforting. I know that sounds strange, but being blocked from all the outside stimulus sounds really relaxing. I wouldn't like the sweating thing tho.
22 posted on 01/22/2002 2:33:44 PM PST by Gladwin
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies]

To: Pokey78
Funny how the EuroTrash never cared about how captured US GI's were treated by the Viet Cong. It's pure envy by the Socialists.
23 posted on 01/22/2002 2:34:48 PM PST by VRWC For Truth
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies]

To: Pokey78
THE darkness filled me with fear. The silence was deafening. And the tight manacles made my limbs ache.

Chances are, this is because you are not in very good physical, mental, or emotional health. Cut down on the twinkies, run a few miles a day, stop watching TV and practice regular self-discipline and you'll find that it can be quite bearable.

More bearable say, that being flayed alive, which what an American could have expected had the situation been reversed...
24 posted on 01/22/2002 2:36:02 PM PST by aBootes
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies]

To: Pokey78
This hilarious article reminded me of a December article lampooning the Brit loony-left press. The bit about "Madam Fatima's Discipline Parlour, Beirut" is especially appropos.

Mark Steyn: Screen test

25 posted on 01/22/2002 2:37:06 PM PST by Shermy
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies]

To: Pokey78
I'm surprised this guy didn't wet himself from all the trial and tribulation he endured...

Jeez... this guy needs to grow some huevos.

Why do I think that this guy would find a $500 hotel suite 'barbaric' if the Taliban were held there? Maybe fine silken linens and warmed bathroom floors are all he can handle in life.

26 posted on 01/22/2002 2:39:30 PM PST by zoyd
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies]

To: Doctor Raoul
Wait till they find out that all those orange jumpsuits are hand me downs from Susan McDougal.....


27 posted on 01/22/2002 2:39:50 PM PST by Pokey78
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 19 | View Replies]

To: eureka!
Does this guy REALLY think they make them wear that stuff all the time?????????
28 posted on 01/22/2002 2:40:10 PM PST by Howlin
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 8 | View Replies]

To: SAMWolf
Try being near the top of the WTC, your ONLY choices are, jump, burn or go down with the building.

Knowing that in an hour you won't be alive, contrary to this idiot.

29 posted on 01/22/2002 2:42:53 PM PST by 1L
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 15 | View Replies]

To: Pokey78
The Mirror yesterday re-created the barbaric conditions in which the Taliban forced the women of Afghanistan to wear burkas - and I wasn't prepared for the shock.

My covered eyes refused to adjust to the dark void that engulfed me. I was instantly disorientated. It was terrifyingly claustrophobic. I couldn't even grope in the dark, because the darned thing didn't even have sleeves.

At first, my degrading uniform just felt uncomfortable, the sheer weight of the burka around my head an irritating, numbing pain. But soon it became agonising. I could sense my eyes watering, sweat gathering on my brow. My limbs went dead.

I gasped for air as I tried to breathe through my nose. I told myself not to panic. All I could smell was the nauseating material of the burka, and my own body odor because I wasn't allowed to bathe for 6 years. And I knew my moans of discomfort went unheard.

The burka made it so I couldn't hear the faintest sound. Only crouching close to the ground seemed to ease the feeling of total isolation.

With just flip-flops on my feet, I flinched when someone trod on me. I felt utterly alone. I could have been there for 30 minutes - or three hours.

It was a blessed relief when ... my attire was removed. The harsh glare of light blinded me. For a few minutes, I didn't know where I was. Conversation deafened me.

But at least I was free - unlike the the women in Afghanistan cities yet to be liberated by the United States of America. Their life must be a living hell.

THANK YOU GEORGE W. BUSH, AND THANK YOU KATHELENE HARRIS

30 posted on 01/22/2002 2:49:42 PM PST by Go Gordon
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies]

To: zoyd
Jeez... this guy needs to grow some huevos.

He obviously does not have GRAVITAS.

31 posted on 01/22/2002 2:52:24 PM PST by Go Gordon
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 26 | View Replies]

To: Pokey78
it came so quickly, that i did not know what had happened. suffocated, dust filled my throat, coating it until i could not breathe.

.i could not feel the presence of my friend who had worked next to me for the last five years..i reached but it was as if he had disappeared into thin air.

i struggled to pull air into my lungs but there seemed to be no air, no air, no air and both my heart and lungs would burst. my eyes were blinded--at first by the flash of light which i could not identify, and then by the darkness that followed.

the stench filled my nostrils--gas first, and then the sweet acrid odor.

it did not last long. soon i felt release from the heavy body that held me and it was as if i was lifted on eagles' wings, away, away, away from the shackles of limbs that would no longer move...

32 posted on 01/22/2002 2:52:31 PM PST by wildwood
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies]

To: Shermy
Exactly!

Are we certain that this is from the Mirror and not the Onion?

33 posted on 01/22/2002 2:58:55 PM PST by absalom01
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 25 | View Replies]

To: Pokey78
I hope this author is just using dry humor because he should see the hellish conditions we have working in the exhibit biz...

1. We wear a 'boiler suit' 8am to 7pm - otherwise known as a jump suit, made by 'Dickies' and poorly made at that. Hotter than heck, BTW.

2. We wear a @#^&* stinking, sweaty respirator all frigging day because of the fiberglass, solvents, paint and gelcoat fumes. When we are LUCKY and materials permit, we can get by with a surgical/dust mask.

3. We wear #$%^&* nasty-feeling surgical gloves and much nicer leather gloves, all day

4. We wear hot, heavy, steel-toed boots winter and summer, all day.

5. We wear earplugs most of the day because of all the power tools and such.

6. We wear scratched, steamy goggles most of the day, and sweat rolls all over making all headgear quite slimy.

7. We don't have air conditioning or heat and it is hotter than #@%% in summer and colder than a well-digger's butt in winter because we work in a pole barn, or if lucky and weather permits, outside.

8. We get only a short break and no 'calls to prayer.' Nor do we get free health care and fruit loops.

9. We have to wear hats because if we forget someone might drop resin on your head.

10. Flies like some of the sprays we use. A lot. And the ones we have bite.

11. Epoxie putty gets on you and won't wear off for a week- it's like having rocks glued to hairs and skin.

12. Superglue can be just as effective as any handcuffs. Trust me- I accidently glued my thumbs together once, and other times had various fingers stuck together. Ouch...fortunately, after skinning myself, I no longer have thumb prints and am now 20% less likely to be identified by the FBI in a criminal investigation.

13. Kneeling would be a luxury- you should see some of the contorted positions you can be required to get into to paint a mural or install wiring in a fake mastodon's head.

34 posted on 01/22/2002 3:06:21 PM PST by piasa
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies]

To: Howlin
I just sent off an e-mail to them. This is beyond disgusting. I reminded them that being a little warm is not terminal, you know, like it was for all those people trapped above the fire. I also reminded them that TB is a little more uncomfortable then TB and that it's a little difficult to bite someone through a surgical mask.

These media types make me absolutely sick to my stomach. Hard to reconcile these limp wristed types with the noble, courageous people who went through the war, isn't it?

35 posted on 01/22/2002 3:07:01 PM PST by McGavin999
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 28 | View Replies]

To: McGavin999
Watch CSPAN tonight at 8; you just will NOT believe it.
36 posted on 01/22/2002 3:09:03 PM PST by Howlin
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 35 | View Replies]

To: eureka!
I agree that we can only hope.... that his next gripes will cover the terror of being on one of the top floors of the WTC , or the last moments of Mike Spann's life.
37 posted on 01/22/2002 3:10:11 PM PST by Irish Eyes
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 8 | View Replies]

To: Howlin
"Does this guy REALLY think they make them wear that stuff all the time?????????"

Probably not. The truth, however, is irrelevant to these leftist Clymers...

38 posted on 01/22/2002 3:14:03 PM PST by eureka!
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 28 | View Replies]

To: Pokey78
HOOD
Hot and stifling for wearer.

EAR MUFFLERS
disorientation and makes it impossible to respond to guards' commands.

BLINDFOLD
Could harm sight in the long term.

FACE MASK
Causes claustrophobia and could lead to breathing problems.

BOILER SUIT
Prisoner could overheat, causing exhaustion.

HANDCUFFS
Long periods of use cause bruising or cuts to wrists.

FLIP-FLOPS
Can cause bruising if not fitted properly.

I don't get it ... am I supposed to feel pitty for these guys?

bruising? bruising? if not fitted properly.

words just fail me ....

39 posted on 01/22/2002 3:14:32 PM PST by CFW
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies]

To: Pokey78
Oh, gee, Moyes or whatever your name is....next time why don't you play the part of a man who is peeled to death by the Taliban? Hmmmm?
40 posted on 01/22/2002 3:14:33 PM PST by goodnesswins
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies]


Navigation: use the links below to view more comments.
first previous 1-2021-4041-6061-70 next last

Disclaimer: Opinions posted on Free Republic are those of the individual posters and do not necessarily represent the opinion of Free Republic or its management. All materials posted herein are protected by copyright law and the exemption for fair use of copyrighted works.

Free Republic
Browse · Search
News/Activism
Topics · Post Article

FreeRepublic, LLC, PO BOX 9771, FRESNO, CA 93794
FreeRepublic.com is powered by software copyright 2000-2008 John Robinson