[Arkinsaw]

Serious answers are welcome

Limburger is the most serious cheese if you don't count Bazooty Scheiss Cheese from Liptenschtien. As for Moose...I'm not sure what the most serious Moose is but Moose bites can be serious.

[TightSqueeze]

but Moose bites can be serious.

Just ask my sister.

[Jasper]

"...Moose bites can be serious."

Yeah, especially if it is a chocolate "moose" paired with copious quanities of a complimentary liquer.