[Come get it]

It's only fair that I start.

Mine is a direct challenge to Waxman, Feinswine, and all the other gun-grabbers of their kind.

[RedBloodedAmerican]

Hey, Rosie. Drop by and say "hi".

[DallasMike]

I live in Dallas and my first name is Mike. I like fireplaces, long walks on the beach at night, and warm puppies with wet noses.

[Mighty Pen]

"The pen is mightier than the sword." Thus, I am Mighty Pen.

[petuniasevan]

My screen name, petuniasevan, is actually a role-playing name from my childhood.
I have an autistic cousin who gave my brother and I special names, almost as recognition codes.
To this day, if we visit him we must identify ourselves by these names.

My DH uses the screen name poorman. He grew up military-brat-poor in the '70s.

[cmsgop]

RedBloodedAmerican said I can't tell you. Sorry

[oceanperch]

Oceanperch _ A popular fish that swims in the bay outside my window.

King Vanity (my son) a nickname his Priest gave him.

[Tennessee_Bob]

My nick is a reflection of my poor education. I'm not from Tennessee...I'm from that state between Alabama and Louisiana...but I can't spell Missisissisiisiiissi...dang it.

[DainBramage]

Uhm........

[parsifal]

I am a fool. I pierce vales. I am pure. I chase grails. parsifal.

[LibKill]

LibKill.

A variant on the insecticide brand "RealKill"(tm).

I am to liberals as "RealKill"(tm) is to insects.

I speak the truth and they go into fatal spasms.

[Hacksaw]

It's my real name - my dad named all my family after tools.

[billorites]

Billorites

It's Greek. A family name.

[Jewels1091]

I'm boring, I guess...just a nickname I;ve had since high school.

[Damn the Torpedoes]

Something to do with my navy job......

[boomop1]

Boom Operator KC-135A Refueling Tanker I use to lie on my stomach and pass gas. Retired 1980

[Chuckster]

My real name was already taken by someone pretending to be someone they're not, namely me, so I use the nom de guerre by which I am known among my club brothers based on my preferred mode of transportation.

[farmfriend]

I'm a lobbyist for the Grange. Duh. :)

[cinciphil]

Phil from Cincy, it also shows how lazy I am.

[CharlotteVRWC]

Hillary Clinton revealed the 'secret' of a VRWC during the Monica Lewinsky scandel ,,,,So I selected VRWC along with Charlotte (where I live).

[Balata]

My name is the covering of a golf ball that allows good golfers to control the spin.;^)