Newbie questions

[mondonico]

Sorry for the dumb questions, but can someone explain "pinging" and "bumping" to this newbie?

[WIMom]

[Argh]

HOW TO LICK YOUR DAMN ELBOW:

1. Cut off arm above elbow.
2. Pick up arm from floor or ground.
3. Lick the damn elbow.

You're welcome.

[Jefferson Adams]

~phew~ You only asked about Bump and Ping...for a second there I thought you'd be wonderin' about cheese or moose!

AAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!

[WIMom]

Huh.....Who'd've thunk....

Did they invent it in a boat like this?????

[vikingchick]

Ha ha! I remember that.

[Jefferson Adams]

Just a joke, and a quote from www.despair.com.

Ah yes - and a wondrous place it is. I have framed posters from them on my living room wall - "Despair" and "Pessimism." Any freepers what haven't been there, check 'em out. They're wonderful :)

[Jefferson Adams]

Newbies are met with suspicion and insults by some around here.

Nah, it's all in your mind. Long as you've got a great scren name like "occam's chainsaw." Otherwise we'll ridicule, pummel, flagellate and generally chew you up at leisure until the moose come home - with the cheese, of course.

[SusanUSA]

*L* I just recognized your ping list...

Just to clarify, #37 wasn't directed at you. :-)

[Jefferson Adams]

or even a screen name, iffen you can't find yer scren name.

[Jefferson Adams]

bump to the bottom < g >

[vikingchick]

My people! :) How depressing, to peak in the year 992.

[RedBloodedAmerican]

First, learn to use the "Search" feature

[WIMom]

I only copied the first couple names.... ;-)

Remember, when a newbie asks the *ping* question you must *ping* him in every post! lol!

[WIMom]

Ha, we had that great red, green and blue plastic cover for the TV and placed it on the screen when we played pong.

[WIMom]

But, you invented pong, the fore runner of ping!

[SusanUSA]

Right! Belated *ping* :-)

[occam's chainsaw]

Don't listen to Occam's_chainsaw - he's a newbie Liberal disruptor.

Am not! Besides, I've got a pet moose who can lick his elbow and eat cheese at the same time.

Watch yer step there, Billy boy. My moose can beat up your moose!

[Howlin]

I only looked at this thread to see how many posts it took for somebody to say that...........LOL.

[ZDaphne]

Thank you for not making fun of newbie's question. I am little more than a newbie--a sophmore, more or less, but can't figure out how to reply to a post and have the text I am replying to show up above my answer. Have tried the webmaster (no reply), the help option (did not apply), all to no avail. I know you will be kind.

[cavador]

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