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TEST YOUR SOUTHERNISM
01/17/01

Posted on 01/17/2002 5:44:40 AM PST by SAMWolf

This test really can't be cheated on... either you know the answers or you don't.

One Yankee only mustered a 2 or 3, whereas the natives typically score around 20+. If you score over 50, you should be living in a trailer park with the Trans Am up on blocks!

Score three points per correct answer. You're given one point to start. Answers follow below, so don't peek.....

1) How many Vienna Sausages are in a can?

2) What was the number and color of Richard Petty's cars?

3) Bill Dance is good at what?

4) What university does Bill Dance root for?

5) Where did Herschel Walker play (college) football?

6) Afterboiling peanuts for an hour you have what?

7) In cubic inches, how big is the smallest 1966 GM small-block V8?

8) A Cajun is likely to speak what furrin' language?

9) What is a chigger?

10) What is scrapple?

11) Where is "The Redneck Riviera"?

12) What's that fuzzy stuff hanging off the oak trees?

13) What follows logically? Johnson, Mercury, ________.

14) What's the common name for a bowfin?

15) If you mated a heifer and a steer, what would you get?

16) Who sang "Your Cheatin' Heart"?

17) What are grits made out of?

18) Who was nicknamed "The Bear"

19) Why is the Blue Ridge blue?

20) What did The Baldwin Sisters make?

21) Who was Andy Taylor's love interest?

22) What are the radio station call letters that carries "The Grand Ol' Opry"?

23) Where would you find Vidalia County?

24) What sport requires 3 legs and a rope?

25) What instrument did Bill Monroe play?(typically)

26) How many strings on a banjo? (two possible answers)

27) When you argue with a fool, what is he doing?

28) What is a scuppernong?

29) Do you want the goats to get into the kudzu?

30) Why do you want to eat "high on the hog"?

31) What color is a John Deere?

32) What do you call the offspring of a mule?

33) What will you harvest when you plant "shade"?


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To: SAMWolf
19 right
81 posted on 01/17/2002 7:02:05 AM PST by jdub
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To: SAMWolf
Bump
82 posted on 01/17/2002 7:02:51 AM PST by carpio
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To: SAMWolf
8 out of 33. This is embarrasing -- I need to move farther south.
83 posted on 01/17/2002 7:04:28 AM PST by Steve0113
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To: nina0113
ping
84 posted on 01/17/2002 7:05:44 AM PST by Steve0113
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To: Phantom Lord
I've been to south central Penn. They talk pretty much like we do here in the piedmont.
85 posted on 01/17/2002 7:09:45 AM PST by Gaston
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To: Loopy
HAH!! Official Answers are out and I WAS RIGHT! Dance roots for Tennessee!

That ain't Tennessee orange.

Here's a Tenn. hat from the UTenn site ...

And one from UTx ...

You decide ...

86 posted on 01/17/2002 7:12:38 AM PST by al_c
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To: SAMWolf
32) What do you call the offspring of a mule?

An honest Democrat?

87 posted on 01/17/2002 7:13:01 AM PST by Ditto
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To: Loopy
But then again, I could be mistaken.

From billdanceoutdoors.com ... Bill has been an avid fisherman since his youth in Lynchburg, Tennessee.

88 posted on 01/17/2002 7:15:23 AM PST by al_c
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To: SAMWolf
"American by birth,
Southren by the Grace of God!

84! (If you score 4 points for each correct answer)
63! (If you score 3 points for each correct answer)

But ah shudda got 'em allright! Ah'm gone back to skul 'n git sum mo' book larnin'! Nex time, ah'll ace this sucker!

Whar's my doublewide? Ah doan have no TransAm, but mah GTO will blow th' doors offn yo TransAm!

LOL!

89 posted on 01/17/2002 7:17:26 AM PST by Taxman
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To: al_c
He's a native of Lynchburg, Tenn. and still lives in the State. I'm pretty sure the T-cap is for Tennessee.
90 posted on 01/17/2002 7:17:27 AM PST by SAMWolf
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To: SAMWolf
1) How many Vienna Sausages are in a can?

SEBEN! At least I think there's seben but how can you count after you put the mayonaisse on? LOL, actually I still like Vienna Sausages.

91 posted on 01/17/2002 7:19:18 AM PST by xJones
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To: Kentucky Woman
American by birth....

Southern, By The Grace of God - BUMP !! !! !! !!

92 posted on 01/17/2002 7:21:16 AM PST by Alabama_Wild_Man
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To: al_c
From the TNN website:

The man wearing the familiar hat bearing an orange "T" for his alma mater, the University of Tennessee, also hosts one of television's longest running and most popular TV series. Bill Dance invites viewers to climb into his boat each week, where they are entertained and informed on how to improve their fishing success with catfish and crappie to smallmouths and largemouths. Dance is known for his uncanny ability to deliver scientific information in an easy-to-understand delivery. A mainstay of his show is a billboard of information focusing on weather, seasonal conditions, lures, tackle and other related information about the species being caught.

93 posted on 01/17/2002 7:23:00 AM PST by SAMWolf
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To: SAMWolf
Which brings to mind the question: In Tennessee, what do a divorce and a tornado have in common?
94 posted on 01/17/2002 7:23:09 AM PST by Mr. Lucky
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To: Pugsy
mules are sterile

*Most* of them are.

95 posted on 01/17/2002 7:28:00 AM PST by Ada Coddington
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To: TommyDale
It's WSM TD!!!
96 posted on 01/17/2002 7:29:46 AM PST by wardaddy
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To: Mr. Lucky
Either way somneone is gonna lose a doublewide.
97 posted on 01/17/2002 7:30:10 AM PST by SAMWolf
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To: SAMWolf; Loopy
You're right. See my #88.
98 posted on 01/17/2002 7:30:22 AM PST by al_c
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To: SAMWolf
BTW ... I am a south'ner, but according to this quiz, I still don't live in a trailer nor do I have a TA on blocks. I reckon I need to brush up a bit, huh? ;o)
99 posted on 01/17/2002 7:32:28 AM PST by al_c
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To: SAMWolf
I missed the Bowfin and Vienna Sausage queries.

I believe that Gulf Shores AL....home of Kenny Stabler (he played HS football at Foley) is also the "redneck riviera"....at least it is when I'm there every summer. Panama City and the Emerald Coast is much more "gentrified"

It's the town of Vidalia GA....the county is Toombs.

Hard peanuts are roasted. One boils peanuts to soften them in brine.

You sure there wasn't a Yankee in on this test?

100 posted on 01/17/2002 7:38:48 AM PST by wardaddy
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