[JohnHuang2]

Headline:

Bush makes light of Pretzelgate

Rep. Waxman calls for subpoena of all White House pretzels

[Hugh Akston]

theories abounded aboard the press charter following Mr. Bush: The president suffered a heart attack, one said; another speculated the president was drunk, even though he gave up alcohol 15 years ago.

Our unbiased media at work.