**CAPTION THIS** (Ellen Degeneres models "Ol' Crusty")

AP ^ | Jan. 13, 2002

[StriperSniper]

You know I have your FBI file at home.

[Tawiskaro]

"One more smart-assed remark about bags and jowls,
Mister, and I'll sic my trusty trio of Snap-on Tools
poster girls on you, along with their faithful mute
hairdresser-cum-eunuch, Alessandro, damn it."

[boycott]

I just lost my lunch seeing these two.

[Bushwonyes]

LOL I wonder if "OLE CRUSTY" is some kind of feminist uniform.

[MississippiMan]

Who do you look like?

Me? I look like Brad Pitt without all the liberal baggage, of course. Except I'm built more like Arnold. ;-)

MM

[Clemenza]

There is NO SUCH THING as a "nice" black pantsuit. They are about as sexy as a venetian blind. I can't wait until they go out of style and skirts (of ANY length) come back in style.

BTW: When me and the boys at work see a woman in a black pantsuit, we refer to it as "a Hillary."

[Hildy]

Then you're an idiot.

[Clemenza]

C'mon, get a sense of humor. I don't mind when women comment on Men's lack of casual fashion sense. :-)

[Hildy]

OK, I take it back. :)

[weegee]

Looks like she is going for the David Bowie androgenous look... (Ellen N'Drogeneres?)

Also added it to this thread Separated At Birth

[weegee]

The look of irritable bowel syndrome.