**CAPTION THIS** (Ellen Degeneres models "Ol' Crusty")

AP ^ | Jan. 13, 2002

[Slyfox]

SHE pulled my finger.

[MeekOneGOP]

"This thing makes me wanna twist and shout!" (Git me outta this thing!)

[kitkat]

Oh my gosh, is that picture of Hitlery doctored to make her look worse? Time for the plastic work again. A little tuck here, a little nip there and she'll soon look...well she'll still look like a has-been hag, but at least we're used to that.

[ResistorSister]

The following is the caption that goes with the picture. The caption will tell you who the women in the background are...I don't think they are lesbians...

U.S. Sen. Hillary Clinton, D-NY, asks for questions from attendees at a news conference in which she proposed changes to the Sept. 11 Victim Compensation Fund rules, Sunday, Jan. 13, 2002, in New York as victims' families listen from the stage . From left are:

• Mary Fetchet of New Canaan , Conn., who lost her 24 year-old son Brad on the 89th floor of World Trade Tower 2;
• Beverly Eckert, of Stamford, Conn., whose husband Sean Rooney died in the South Tower collapse;
• Rose Ellen Dowdell, widow of Queens firefighter Lt. Kevin Dowdell;

and Jack Lynch, father of firefighter Michael Lynch, who died in the attacks. (AP Photo/Kathy Willens)

[MississippiMan]

The middle one in the background looks like Patricia Ireland.

MM

[ResistorSister]

Ahhh...you can't tell a book by its cover?

Who do you look like?

[Hildy]

Jeez...every modern woman has a nice black pantsuit. Give it up, please.

[Common Tator]

...every modern woman

But ELlen is a modern man.

[Ol' Sox]

It burns!! It burns!!

[jrewingjr]

"I'm walking this way because my new penis itches."

Song Parody: The Ballad of Ol' Crusty Pantsuit

[isthisnickcool]

Hillary, Ellen and the rest of these gals are putting together a female rock group. The name of the group is "The Licket-D-Splitters".

[RedBloodedAmerican]

Which is which (or witch)?

[RedBloodedAmerican]

ACK!! lol Dont tell anyone I laughed at that, ok? har!

[falfa]

"It's stuck! I can't put my leg down!"

[GeronL]

Hey, I'd make a really good man...

[BILLNHILL MAKE ME ILL]

I'm going to report you for abuse. You failed to post a "Barf Alert". :)

[Alouette]

You failed to post a "Barf Alert". :)

Isn't "Ellen Degeneres" and "Ol' Crusty" in the title enough of a barf warning?