Posted on 01/12/2002 3:55:44 PM PST by jslade
NO NEED for that here, I pity the poor bastards that do need it though lol, that would sort of suck......
I apologise for saying TR was a New Englander. I did not say his first wife was from the South I said his mother was from the South. I knew he was first elected as police commissioner, congressman, and he also served as secretary of the Navy.
I was not being condescending. I was trying to point out that even Southerners are not as xenophobic as some people make us out to be.
I have answered your reply without the vitriol and confrontative manners which you so like to display to prove to the forum that you are obviously so intellectually superior to anyone who cares to differ with you.
How true! I'm a recent transplant from NYC to northern Florida and just recently pointed out to my grandson the "lil'ol snake" on the road.
Chivalry is not dead it just moved further away from Massachussets.
We might need to check and see if pretzels come from Massachussets.LOL
Well, I haven't set foot in the state of Massachusetts since I was 16, but I have shor' nuff seen some of the life forms that have crawled out of there. I gotta say it doesn't do a whole lot to make me want to visit there again.
I loved Park's Scrapple back in NYC...can't find it in Florida.
He did not want him to have Nopardon!ROFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!
BB, REJOICE, THANK Whomever, that stuff is NASTY, IMHO, how can YOU eat it????????
I've noticed that pork is king down here. Just this past wekend my neighbor slaughtered one of his pigs and my son-in-law smoked it over an oak fire...umm, delicious. But I miss some "northern" foods also: a roast leg of lamb with mint jelly, gyros, kinshes, and egg creams...just to name a few.
Anyone have a good opposum recipe? They've been picking off my chickens one by one and I'm about to get my revenge.
A small, rural Arkansas Wild Animal Park had acquired a very rare species of gorilla. Within a few weeks, the female gorilla became very difficult to handle. Upon examination, the park veterinarian determined the problem, the gorilla was in heat. To make matters worse, there were no male gorillas of the species available.
While reflecting on their problem, the park administrators noticed Ed, a part time, redneck intern, responsible for cleaning the animals' cages. Ed, like most rednecks, had little sense, but possessed ample ability to satisfy a female of ANY species. So, the park administrators thought they might have a solution.
Ed was approached with a proposition. Would he be willing to have sex with the gorilla for $500? Ed showed some interest, but said he would have to think the matter over carefully. The following day, Ed announced that he would accept their offer, but only under three conditions. "First," he said, "I don't want to have to kiss her. Secondly, you must never tell anyone about this." The park administration quickly agreed to these conditions, so they asked what was his third condition. "Well," said Ed, "You gotta give me another week to come up with the $500."
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