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THE SOUTH - LIKE IT OR WE'LL KICK YOUR A$$!
via email | Jan. 12, 2002 | Unknown

Posted on 01/12/2002 3:55:44 PM PST by jslade

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To: ROCKLOBSTER
VIAGRA?????

NO NEED for that here, I pity the poor bastards that do need it though lol, that would sort of suck......

381 posted on 01/14/2002 7:06:08 PM PST by 4TheFlag
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To: nopardons
Dear Madame Nopardons

I apologise for saying TR was a New Englander. I did not say his first wife was from the South I said his mother was from the South. I knew he was first elected as police commissioner, congressman, and he also served as secretary of the Navy.

I was not being condescending. I was trying to point out that even Southerners are not as xenophobic as some people make us out to be.

I have answered your reply without the vitriol and confrontative manners which you so like to display to prove to the forum that you are obviously so intellectually superior to anyone who cares to differ with you.

382 posted on 01/14/2002 7:07:07 PM PST by gusfortyfiveseventy
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To: 4TheFlag,ROCKLOBSTER,All
"Tonk, maybe some magic here Brother???"


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383 posted on 01/14/2002 7:10:02 PM PST by 68-69TonkinGulfYachtClub
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To: 68-69TonkinGulfYatchClub
Thank you Brother.....
386 posted on 01/14/2002 7:12:54 PM PST by 4TheFlag
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To: 4TheFlag
Anytime for you, my Brother!
387 posted on 01/14/2002 7:18:43 PM PST by 68-69TonkinGulfYachtClub
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To: sweetliberty
The first Southern expression to creep into a transplanted Northerner's vocabulary is the adjective "big'ol," truck or "big'ol" boy. Most Northerners begin their Southern-influenced dialect this way.


How true! I'm a recent transplant from NYC to northern Florida and just recently pointed out to my grandson the "lil'ol snake" on the road.

388 posted on 01/14/2002 7:20:24 PM PST by Beach_Babe
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To: ConfederateMissouri
You are so right sir ! I salute you for coming to the defense of a poor southern boy who was just trying to make a point.

Chivalry is not dead it just moved further away from Massachussets.

We might need to check and see if pretzels come from Massachussets.LOL

389 posted on 01/14/2002 7:24:43 PM PST by gusfortyfiveseventy
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To: nopardons;Twodees
Dear should we send C cell batteries to you. You do sound stressed.
390 posted on 01/14/2002 7:31:41 PM PST by SeeRushToldU_So
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To: gusfortyfiveseventy
"Chivalry is not dead it just moved further away from Massachussets"

Well, I haven't set foot in the state of Massachusetts since I was 16, but I have shor' nuff seen some of the life forms that have crawled out of there. I gotta say it doesn't do a whole lot to make me want to visit there again.

391 posted on 01/14/2002 7:33:45 PM PST by sweetliberty
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To: 4TheFlag
HEY, ever try SCRAPPLE????

I loved Park's Scrapple back in NYC...can't find it in Florida.

392 posted on 01/14/2002 7:46:11 PM PST by Beach_Babe
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To: sweetliberty
Didnt mike dukakis come from mass? Didnt he vote to impeach Richard Nixon?

He did not want him to have Nopardon!ROFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!

393 posted on 01/14/2002 7:46:50 PM PST by gusfortyfiveseventy
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To: gusfortyfiveseventy;SeeRushToldU_So
LOL! Probably needs to get some of that cold metal out of her undergarments before going outside in them nasty northern winters. That can make a woman downright cranky!
394 posted on 01/14/2002 7:52:06 PM PST by sweetliberty
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To: Beach_Babe
Can't find it in Florida

BB, REJOICE, THANK Whomever, that stuff is NASTY, IMHO, how can YOU eat it????????

395 posted on 01/14/2002 7:53:04 PM PST by 4TheFlag
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To: DixieChik
This is funny. Enjoy.
396 posted on 01/14/2002 8:28:37 PM PST by Jen
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To: 4TheFlag
I've been eating Scrapple for close to half a century...love it, especially with french toast for breakfast...with lots of maple syrup over everything.

I've noticed that pork is king down here. Just this past wekend my neighbor slaughtered one of his pigs and my son-in-law smoked it over an oak fire...umm, delicious. But I miss some "northern" foods also: a roast leg of lamb with mint jelly, gyros, kinshes, and egg creams...just to name a few.

Anyone have a good opposum recipe? They've been picking off my chickens one by one and I'm about to get my revenge.

397 posted on 01/14/2002 8:47:34 PM PST by Beach_Babe
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To: Beach_Babe
wekend = weekend
kinshes = knishes
opposum = possum


It's getting late and I can't type correctly...time to say good-night.
398 posted on 01/14/2002 8:59:30 PM PST by Beach_Babe
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To: Beach_Babe
Another "southern" joke:

A small, rural Arkansas Wild Animal Park had acquired a very rare species of gorilla. Within a few weeks, the female gorilla became very difficult to handle. Upon examination, the park veterinarian determined the problem, the gorilla was in heat. To make matters worse, there were no male gorillas of the species available.

While reflecting on their problem, the park administrators noticed Ed, a part time, redneck intern, responsible for cleaning the animals' cages. Ed, like most rednecks, had little sense, but possessed ample ability to satisfy a female of ANY species. So, the park administrators thought they might have a solution.

Ed was approached with a proposition. Would he be willing to have sex with the gorilla for $500? Ed showed some interest, but said he would have to think the matter over carefully. The following day, Ed announced that he would accept their offer, but only under three conditions. "First," he said, "I don't want to have to kiss her. Secondly, you must never tell anyone about this." The park administration quickly agreed to these conditions, so they asked what was his third condition. "Well," said Ed, "You gotta give me another week to come up with the $500."

399 posted on 01/14/2002 9:17:36 PM PST by sweetliberty
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To: Beach_Babe
I've been STAYING AWAY, from Scrapple for darn near half a Century now, LOL, WOW, you are funny!
400 posted on 01/14/2002 11:28:54 PM PST by 4TheFlag
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