[wienerdog.com]

First of all Carl Sagan didn't write the book pictured.

Damn, boy, would you quit squirming? I don't care if your grandmother authored the book pictured. THAT IS NOT WHAT WE ARE TALKING ABOUT.

Now I know if you were really that stupid, you'd never be able to operate a computer, so what is your deal really?

[wienerdog.com]

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This is getting good again.

[steve-b]

Now I know if you were really that stupid, you'd never be able to operate a computer

It'll be a while before Dane gets back to you on that one -- the cup holder on his computer broke off, he's trying to find a flashlight to see if his computer is plugged in, and he can't find the "ANY" key.