'Granny' Busted For Pot Sales

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[Texaggie79]

A 72-year-old woman is one of three members of a Green Cove Springs family now in jail, accused of selling marijuana.

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The Clay County Sheriff's Office arrested Elnora "Granny" Layfield, along with Michael and Linda Layfield, last Friday in their Stauffer Street home. Officer seized approximately 30 bags of marijuana valued at $1,200 from the house.

Police said that undercover officers bought marijuana at the home on four separate occasions prior to issuing a search warrant. When officers entered the home, the elder Layfield was found sitting in a living room with several bags of marijuana.

"It's unusual to find someone her age selling pot, but she's not the first and probably won't be the last," said Lt. Larry Thompson, who heads up the Clay County Drug Task Force, which co-ordinates the efforts of the sheriff's office, the Green Cove Springs and Orange Park police departments.

All three suspects were charged with possession, sale and delivery of marijuana over 20 grams, a felony with penalties of up to five years in jail upon conviction.

Elnora Layfield has two prior drug-related charges.

"Maybe a little jail time will send a stronger message to her -- because probation isn't working," Thompson said.

[Dane]

As far as I know, Hitler never smoked pot

Actually Hitler had more in common with Carl Sagan, IMHO. He was a tee totaler and a vegetarian. Carl Sagan was a big animal rights whacko, so I am surmising he was also a vegetarian.

[Capt.YankeeMike]

hooohhooohhooo!!!!funniest thing i have heard for a while. Dane is a troll LOL

[wienerdog.com]

First of all Carl Sagan didn't write the book pictured.

Damn, boy, would you quit squirming? I don't care if your grandmother authored the book pictured. THAT IS NOT WHAT WE ARE TALKING ABOUT.

Now I know if you were really that stupid, you'd never be able to operate a computer, so what is your deal really?

[wienerdog.com]

ping

This is getting good again.

[Dakmar]

Does Hitler ever shoot up on the sidewalk in front of your house?

[scottiewottie]

So did our vegetarian Hilter do his best work under the influence of alcohol?

[Virginia-American]

'Ol Adolf didn't smoke, drink (not even German beer!) or eat meat. He did however use a *lot* of *legal* drugs prescribed by his quack physician. Some of his fellow Nazi leaders were addicts of various sorts.

[scottiewottie]

Well that is just too bad! I thought for sure Hitler would be the perfect Danechurian poster boy. Can we just paste a bottle of Thunderbird to one of his photos? I wonder what legal drugs Dane uses, perhaps they used the same ones?

[Codie]

I've done ok thus far.Thanks for the gun offer,now if you could help me "score" an ounce,I'll be all set.

[ATOMIC_PUNK]

$1200 is about 4 ounces

Damn thats about 3 days worth of getting stoned and playing video games

OH AND DONT FORGET THE PIZZA AND MUNCHIES EITHER

[Dane]

Well that is just too bad! I thought for sure Hitler would be the perfect Danechurian poster boy.

Ahhh, isn't that too bad. It always comes as surprise to the "drugs are freedom" crowd that Hitler was a non-drinking, vegetarian, drug addict, kinda like themselves.

[scottiewottie]

I think that giving fire arms to minors and scoring pot for minors, has its own set of statutory limitations and penalties.

Codie, be a man, figuratively for now, and get your own!

[scottiewottie]

But Dane, you should be proud of Hitler, he used legal drugs!!

"drugs are freedom"= No, drugs are dangerous! Freedom is not, well maybe to sheep.

non-drinking= Never tried alcohol, the number one gateway drug to (fill in the blank).

vegetarian= No.

drug addict= No, you can't get addiction if you never try them.

kinda like themselves= What a surprise! Dane wrong again! What are the odds?!

What are you gonna do Dane, bleed on me?

[headsonpikes]

Actually, Dane, Marijuana IS a wonderweed. 'It heals, it cures, it removes spots...'

BUT... God only creates living creatures; He refrains from 'demonizing' them.

That, presumably, is the job of the Adversary.

Spinning your curriculum vitae by the Dark One, Dane?

[Dane]

Yawn, All I was doing was pointing out that Hitler had more in common with the leftist veggie/marijuana crowd, not you personally.

It is a big surprise to them when they find out.

[WindMinstrel]

Her princes in the midst of her are like wolves tearing prey in shedding blood, in destroying souls for the purpose of making unjust gain. And her prophets have plastered for them with whitewash, visioning an unreality and divining for them a lie, saying: 'This is what the Lord Jehovah has said,' when Jehovah himself has not spoken. The people of the land have carried on a scheme of defrauding and have done a tearing away in robbery, and the afflicted one and the poor one they have maltreated, and the alien resident they have defrauded without justice. -- Ezekiel 22:27

[wienerdog.com]

Spinning your curriculum vitae by the Dark One, Dane?

That was choice. :)

[scottiewottie]

Hilter has what in common with them?

Statism?
Using only Legal drugs?
Government education of children?
Mandatory full employment?
Process without cause?
Pushing personal principle into policy?

Sounds more Danechurian to me.

[Dane]

Statism?
Using only Legal drugs?
Government education of children?
Mandatory full employment?
Process without cause?
Pushing personal principle into policy?

Sounds more Danechurian to me.

Yep I bet you dollar to donuts that the new marijuana poster child of marijuana proponents on FR, Carl Sagan, would have been all for that.

[Codie]

Packing "heat" makes one a man?