This just in, the otopsy x-rays are missing. Repeat, the x-rays are missing. Only seven of the original 16 polaroids are locatable. All 35mm photos have disappeared. Although the car was reported to have been crossing the highway from west to east, Buddy's body was dragged 63 feet from south to north. The coroner states that only 250cc of Buddy's blood remained in his body, but there was no blood at the seen of the accident. Seven witnesses state that here weren't any cars at all, at the scene of the accident.
Still other reports state that Bill and Hillary Clinton's staff have already entered Buddy's doghouse and removed the curtains, carpet, water bowl, food dish and an old blanket. Others state that the blanket disappeared just hours before Buddy's body was found on the roadway.
Buddy was known to have a safe house and several bitches on the side. Hillary Clinton may have been one of them.
Park Police are reportedly seeking several items from Buddy's doghouse. There was an old bone and serveral spent condoms with US Senate logos on them.