[pke]

I was there at Rock Creek that day also! Those weren't two woman riding through the creek, it was two men dressed as women who were going to the grandmother's house to buy crack. This infuriated Teddy so much that he yelled, "Out of my way you abominations to nature!" Teddy disgusted at the sight deliberatly had his mighty steed splash water on the transvestites who's horses went running off with them as they screamed and bounced out of their saddles. I was there I know, and I'm glad he did it! He got my vote that year.

[Clemenza]

ROFLOL. Teddy was many things (including a statist) but HE WAS NO SISSY!!! John McCain and Gore Vidal wish they could be half the many that Teddy was!