"Buddy - what are those papers you have hanging from your mouth, boy....
"How did you get in those boxes? I thought we had them sealed! Let's see what you've got....
"Amended law office billing records, the blood-signed pact we have on James Carville, the phony memo from Charles Ruff we never needed, hmmmm 'with love from Chaing Ziamin', those reciepts from those Arab charity groups acting as fronts for Hamas, Chelsea's signed statement that she was not raped by her father, ohhhh, and here's that Constitution Bill used once when we were out of toilet paper! BAAAAAAD dog! BAD, BAD dog!"
"Hey, Bill! That f-g b-d dog you got is digging into our evidence again! See to it that it never happens again! I'm warning you, Bill! That f-g dog better be gone before I get back from Washington..."