2002 Predictions!!!! Also: How did you do last Year??

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[Partisan Hack]

It's that time again! Make your predicitons for the new year. While you are at it, check how you did last year HERE.

Solson and Flint did pretty well. I did horrible!

[ambrose]

Predictions.

India launches nuclear strike on Pakistan, China nukes India, Russia nukes China, Iraq chemical bombs Israel, Israel nukes Arab world, China nukes Israel, USA nukes China, China nukes the USA. The world ends.

Buh-bye!

[The Drowning Witch]

GOD I love that username...To wit:

In a strongly worded statement from a MARTA bus in ATL, GA, The Witch will invite the democratic leadership of the Senate to go *f* themselves, moments before stripping nude and demanding the abolishment of the IRS....He will then commandeer said bus and crash it thru the ATL City Hall, while posting his final Opus Vanity to FR...

Film at 11....

[Billthedrill]

Wow - how did you like my reply 87, where I said that Bush would be president, the economy would be flat, Osama bin Laden would have airliners flown into the WTC and the Pentagon, and the Diamondbacks would win the World Series? Pretty good, huh?

Oh, wait...looks like the thread truncated at 86. Obviously a software problem.

[Partisan Hack]

#27 ALIENS ASTTACK!!!!

Not far off the mark.

[jrherreid]

In 2002... the word "predictions" will continue to be misspelled by Partisan Hack

In 2002... MarkWar will find 3657 scatalogical references in American Pie 2

In 2002... in the three months before Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers is releases, ecurbh will post 258 LOTR related articles

In 2002... Aquinasfan will finally read one of the Harry Potter books and privately concede that it wasn't all that bad after all

In 2002... Inspector Harry Callahan will be banned for insisting that Osama bin Laden is actually George W. Bush's half-brother

In 2002... Registered will create a satirical graphic that is so funny that freepers develop highly toned abdominal muscles. Registered will then release a book titled "Laughing Your Way to Fitness" and is sued by liberals who claim that they don't get the joke, and therefore cannot become fit

In 2002... Larry Klayman will sue his deceased grandmother for "being dead"

In 2002... StonecoldGOP and Bella-Bru will cyber-elope and and have an e-honeymoon in bermuda.com

[tje]

Democrats will accuse Republicans of partisan behaviour, all the while throwing up roadblocks to all sorts of worthwhile initiatives..

[alisasny]

Rudy becomes VP.

Global warming is finally considered a farce.

Arctic drilling goes full speed ahead.

The GOP wins back Senate and 5 more seats in House in November elections.

Daschle implodes.

Brittney Spears vanishes.

Taliban who?

Not one terror attack on US Soil.

[Waco]

New stress/anexity drug to hit market. Big ad push for it. The current ad runing since last summer, 3-4 times per hour nationwide is secretly funded by big pharms, in preperation. (Ginning up "victims".)

[Fearless Flyers]

I predict the Chicago Cubs will not win the World Series.

[BOBTHENAILER]

Youbeat me to everyone except Britney and Rudy.I don't care about Britney and I think Rudy will either be Director-CIA or light up the Torch and make our mutual pick of a GOP Senate come true, among other victories there.

[Temple Owl]

Al Gore will claim that he (with the help of William Jefferson Clinton) invented the waitress sandwich. He says Tubby Kennedy and Chris Dodd are just trying to take credit for his most important invention.

He will also claim he invented Saran Wrap.

[kylaka]

LOL! And in 2002 Paul Begala will become a millionaire selling his forehead as advertising space.

[doosee]

California gets an earthquake. A major hurricane will hit the Southeast US. After a record cold winter, Al Gore will release a revised version of his book, Earth in the Balance, citing Global Cooling as humanity's biggest threat. It will sell big in the Buffalo area. Catholics will get a new Pope, and he won't be Polish. Pittsburgh will finish last in the NL Central (baseball). Pittsburgh will have trouble drawing flies to the one year old ballpark. Barry Bonds will say it was racism that kept him from getting the offer Giambi got.

Hope you all realize I have really gone out on a limb here. One more, The Jets will make a run at the playoffs and fold in December.

[ao98]

bcoffey did well at predicting.

I do not think that America will wake up short of a Crisis of monumental proportions. We'll have to go through that crisis, as bad as it is, in order to reach a new "Golden Age" on the other side of it. The Crisis will surely come.. and so with America's new Golden Age.

8 Posted on 12/30/2000 12:45:54 PST by bcoffey

[KevinDavis]

Why so gloom? I think things will get better!

[KevinDavis]

Why so gloom? I think things will get better!

[Dan Nunn]

I predict when 2001 is over you will all say"what a good year". What else could one say after we finally have a president we trust?

dax

14 Posted on 12/30/2000 12:55:46 PST by dax zenos

I really wish we could.

[tonyinv]

One word...FRTV

[PMCarey]

1. The St. Louis Rams will win the Superbowl.
2. Tiger Woods will win the U.S. Open. Phil Mickelson will still not win a major.
3. Michael Jordan retires again, and the Wizards will lose more games than they win.
4. Anthrax continues to be found in post office sorting machines throughout the year, but no deaths occur.
5. Mullah Omar will be captured and will still be in prison when the year ends. Bin Laden will not be captured or found.
6. No terrorist attacks on U.S. soil, but the death toll in Israel tops 75 in 2002. No progress in the MidEast.
7. The Lakers win their third straight championship.
8. The Yankees win the World Series. Barry Bonds fails to hit more than 50 homeruns.
9. Only a few seats exchange hands in the Senate and the House. No change in the party in power.
10. Republicans lose several governorships, including Wisconsin.
11. GW's approval rating drops to 65%. The media portrays this as negative approval and compares him to his father.
12. Al Gore announces that he will NOT seek the presidency in 2004. Hillary makes a vague announcement that some interpret to mean that she will seek the presidency.
13. Bill Clinton will kind-of campaign for the Secretary Generalship of the United Nations, and then deny he was ever doing so when he fails to get it. The other major Clinton news is the revelations that is book is being ghost-written that he is hardly involved in it at all.
14. Survivor V will debut to horrible ratings. There will be no Survivor VI.