"Let those of you among you, who have no spellcheck, cast the first link to a dictionary or a phonics website"
(First Book of Elsie, Chapter One, Verse 3)
Luke 18:11-14
11. The Pharisee stood up and prayed about himself: `God, I thank you that I am not like other men--robbers, evildoers, adulterers--or even like this
phonetic speller.
12. I fast twice a week and give a tenth of all I get.'
13. "But the
phonetic spellerstood at a distance. He would not even look up to heaven, but beat his breast and said, `God, have mercy on me, a
non-spellcheck using sinner.'
14. "I tell you that this man, rather than the other, went home justified before God. For everyone who exalts himself will be humbled, and he who humbles himself will be exalted."
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